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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Efrim

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Efrim

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.

*groan* but she's been hiding in the caves again and they say Bill O'Reily is  down there somewhere too.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Bella

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.
I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.
I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.
I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*
Whaddaya mean "if" she successfully devours it?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

How do I know what ungodly things those atkins people have done to you?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Commander

I'm gonna go on an all carb diet.  Mostly I will just eat pixie sticks and maple syrup.  I figure, with the amount of calories I will burn by staying awake all night throwing myself against the bedroom walls and wall-papering the roof, I shoul lose at least a little weight.

If that doesn't work I'm just going to turn into an E-freak.  How do you spell Xstacy anyway?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: MalaulXTC
name of a band that I enjoy...I love the idea of an atheist theme song called "Dear God"... still laughing.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

I liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: MalaulI liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up
not this game again... see this is why we don't go anywhere anymore... I just cant take you anywhere.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

not if your gonna act like that all the time... cats always land on their feet she says.... jeeeze
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.