Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[Rupert Giles]

RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

[Bella]

Whacko!

Discordian!

Erisian!

[Rupert Giles]

RAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

[Bella]

RAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

Weirdo!

[Rupert Giles]

RAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

Weirdo!

Have you eve rseen that video?  Like 80 year old, frail man, talking about the Killer Ape theory, holding this little hyena jaw, and when he says 'Rip up a belly' he lunges towards the camera like he's a 12 year old on crack.

I hope to love my work that much some day.

[Bella]

Actually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

[Rupert Giles]

Actually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

Oh.

I remember shortly after I moved here Angelique and Christian were having a conversation on the osteodentokeratic theory and how silly it was in hindsight and I just started madly giggling and jumped up, scrunched up a hand an shouted, "RIPPING UP THE BELLY!"  as loud as I could while making that classic hand motion.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Actually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

Nutbagger!

[Bella]

Chaote!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Chaote!

Tarote!

[Bella]

Tequilarist!

[Donkeyotay]

You are all Trouble with a capital T!

[Rupert Giles]

Humans!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Tequilarist!

Margaritismatic!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You are all Trouble with a capital T!

You are donkey with a socialist D.