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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Rupert Giles

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rupert Giles

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

I'd say the latter explanation makes the most sense. But who knows? Maybe it had something to do with hairstyles.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rupert Giles

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

I'd say the latter explanation makes the most sense. But who knows? Maybe it had something to do with hairstyles.

Just remember:  It's

knee-ANDER-tall-insis

namu

QuoteHah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.
Not *that* long, compared to pretty much any other species. They'll probably need some external help to go extinct. You know, them lazy monkeys won't even do this right by themselves.
Namu the Maxwell Angel
--
United we stand, divided we run free at last !

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: namu
QuoteHah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.
Not *that* long, compared to pretty much any other species. They'll probably need some external help to go extinct. You know, them lazy monkeys won't even do this right by themselves.

Bobdamned monkeys and their monkey business!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

::shakes her fist at the bobdamned monkeys::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::shakes her fist at the bobdamned monkeys::

It's time for the squirrels to take over!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rupert Giles



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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhacko!

Discordian!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"