Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[Efrim]

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.

[Efrim]

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.

*groan* but she's been hiding in the caves again and they say Bill O'Reily is  down there somewhere too.

[Bella]

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*

[Bella]

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*

Whaddaya mean "if" she successfully devours it?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

How do I know what ungodly things those atkins people have done to you?

[The Commander]

I'm gonna go on an all carb diet.  Mostly I will just eat pixie sticks and maple syrup.  I figure, with the amount of calories I will burn by staying awake all night throwing myself against the bedroom walls and wall-papering the roof, I shoul lose at least a little weight.

If that doesn't work I'm just going to turn into an E-freak.  How do you spell Xstacy anyway?

The Commander
DIA

[Malaul]

XTC

or extacy

I think

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

XTC

name of a band that I enjoy...I love the idea of an atheist theme song called "Dear God"... still laughing.

[Malaul]

I liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up

not this game again... see this is why we don't go anywhere anymore... I just cant take you anywhere.

[Malaul]

you never take me anywhere anyway!!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

not if your gonna act like that all the time... cats always land on their feet she says.... jeeeze