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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

<enters.>

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JIMMY KIMMEL?

<leaves.>
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Jimmy Kimmel is too busy banging Enrico's old girlfriend Sarah Silverman, but Enrico dumped her when he realized she had a thicker mustache than he does.

So Enrico took over Kimmel's spot.  Coming tomorrow:  Girls on trampolines!
Did someone say gorgeous?


Jean-Paul Fartre

Quote from: Enrico SalazarYes, lay down there next to Fred, and thank her for saving your miserable life you beautiful faggot.

Answer, Fartre.

Your nuts and the future.  What happens when you have 5 large nuts and poop is 5 inches long?



JPF
...un homard est-il plus ridicule qu'un chien, qu'un chat, qu'une gazelle, qu'un lion ou toute autre bête dont on se fait suivre ? J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... -- Gérard de Nerval

Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco," which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars. -- Norton I

Shecky D. Albino

Quote from: Enrico SalazarJimmy Kimmel is too busy banging Enrico's old girlfriend Sarah Silverman, but Enrico dumped her when he realized she had a thicker mustache than he does.

That is correct, sir!
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Shecky D. Albino
Quote from: Enrico SalazarJimmy Kimmel is too busy banging Enrico's old girlfriend Sarah Silverman, but Enrico dumped her when he realized she had a thicker mustache than he does.

That is correct, sir!

She had that waxed. Mike Tyson told me last week when the Tequilahadeen mistakenly took Las Vegas hostage.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Fartre.  Have you been smoking chalk?

You make less sense than Jimmy Carter after being attacked by a mutant rabbit.

(presses button on table near couch)

Dammit!

These fucking trapdoors never work right.

Shecky, would you kindly escort Fartre off stage and give him his parting gifts?
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Shecky D. Albino*passes out*

No more chalk for you.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Shit.

Ok, Enrico will do it himself.

Ladies and dobermen, Enrico's chat show will be back after a few words from various sponsors of dubious intentions . . .

Come, Fartre . . . come back stage . . .
Did someone say gorgeous?


Toots

(stands up in the audience)

What is happening? Why are all these people talking? Is the whole world going crazy????

(starts sobbing) Enrico, I love you. Enriiiiicooooooooooo!!!!
(faints)
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Toots(stands up in the audience)

What is happening? Why are all these people talking? Is the whole world going crazy????

(starts sobbing) Enrico, I love you. Enriiiiicooooooooooo!!!!
(faints)

No more chalk for you either.


ATTENTION!

THIS SHOW HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY THE TEQUILAHADEEN FOR WAY TOO LONG. AND NOW OUR HOOKAHS TELL US THAT WE MUST NOW TAKE THIS SHOW HOSTAGE.

WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCOVENIENCE!

<disappears as hoods are forced over audience and crew members and the new hostages are hauled off.>
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

Have no fear, my loyal hemorrhoids, Enrico's boys are always stationed just off stage, and around the doors.  Razor wire is wrapped around studio, for your protection . . .

There is nothing to fear, we have been doing this since Hugh was still clutching mummy's tittie.

Is cute though, he is getting good.

Keep it up and you might get interview.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Enrico SalazarHave no fear, my loyal hemorrhoids, Enrico's boys are always stationed just off stage, and around the doors.  Razor wire is wrapped around studio, for your protection . . .

There is nothing to fear, we have been doing this since Hugh was still clutching mummy's tittie.

Is cute though, he is getting good.

Keep it up and you might get interview.

<reappears.>

All your audience members now belong to the Tequilahadeen Hostage Department. For release, please apply to our customer service office for recitification and notice of our demands.

<disappears.>
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Enrico Salazar

(pats Hugh on the head)

Oh, Hugh, you could be a Salazorian yet.

All the audience members signed waivers before being admitted, the show is not responsible for any mishaps whatsoever.

Take them all out if gives you an erection.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Enrico Salazar(pats Hugh on the head)

Oh, Hugh, you could be a Salazorian yet.

All the audience members signed waivers before being admitted, the show is not responsible for any mishaps whatsoever.

Take them all out if gives you an erection.

No. The Tequilahadeen usually just brainwash them and turn them loose to society at large. Does this frighten or gratify you? Sometimes we just give them to Special Agent Hoshiko, who does Eris knows what with them involving poptarts and guacamole.

But we will take the hostages out if it gives YOU an erection, or even it helps your election.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"