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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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GIGGLES

#270
March 05, 2007, 11:39:02 PM
MR TEH ROGER:

WHICH ANIMAL HAS TEH TIGHTEST ANUS?

The Good Reverend Roger

#271
March 06, 2007, 07:20:03 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on March 05, 2007, 11:39:02 PM
MR TEH ROGER:

WHICH ANIMAL HAS TEH TIGHTEST ANUS?

Pat Robertson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

maphdet

#272
April 29, 2007, 02:31:50 AM
So I have these 3 kittens now...they sleep all day, then when I crash, they decide to stay up all night terrorizing me while I try to sleep.  What's your solution?

Mind-I can not close my bedroom door, and I dont have the heart to kick them outside.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

The Good Reverend Roger

#273
April 29, 2007, 02:36:57 AM
Quote from: maphdet on April 29, 2007, 02:31:50 AM
So I have these 3 kittens now...they sleep all day, then when I crash, they decide to stay up all night terrorizing me while I try to sleep.  What's your solution?

Mind-I can not close my bedroom door, and I dont have the heart to kick them outside.

Then I guess a propane torch duct-taped to each hand is out of the question.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#274
April 29, 2007, 02:38:36 AM
How do I fend off a violent insane person?

The Good Reverend Roger

#275
April 29, 2007, 02:39:03 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 02:38:36 AM
How do I fend off a violent insane person?

DIS FREAD IS ABOUT ANIMALS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#276
April 29, 2007, 02:40:55 AM
Yeah.  Answer the question, expert.

Jasper

#277
April 29, 2007, 02:47:01 AM
Man, you ever seen one eat?

Jasper

#278
April 29, 2007, 02:58:35 AM
Alright, alright.

What about bugs?

The Good Reverend Roger

#279
April 29, 2007, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 02:58:35 AM
Alright, alright.

What about bugs?

Bugs will have to defend themselves.  Their little hands are too small to duct-tape hatchets to.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#280
April 29, 2007, 03:16:19 AM
Who are we defending again?

The Good Reverend Roger

#281
April 29, 2007, 03:23:05 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:16:19 AM
Who are we defending again?

People.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#282
April 29, 2007, 03:27:24 AM
So, to put your skills to the test,

how do we use wild animals to ELIMINATE people we don't like?

The Good Reverend Roger

#283
April 29, 2007, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:27:24 AM
So, to put your skills to the test,

how do we use wild animals to ELIMINATE people we don't like?

There aren't enough animals.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#284
April 29, 2007, 03:31:50 AM
What if we used beetles?
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