GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:
Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965
She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:
– Canned food
– Kleenex (generic preferred)
– Tiny violins
– Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
– Matchbox cars
– Cleaning supplies
– Condolence cards
THERE ISN’T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE
ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.
STATUS QUO GO!