The OMGASM Wiki has been updated to include GASMGASM – the Mission to spread news of OMGASM.

To be accurate, this post is actually a part of GASMGASMGASM - the mission to spread the word of GASMGASM.

Among other materials produced for GASMGASM is our entry on the Good Word…

 OMGASM is what is missing in your life.Participation is heroic in a sense that won’t be fully understood for a hundred years. It’s “fun”. It’s a “good cause”. It will help you get “slack”. It will change how you look at things. It will give you strength. It will give you a handjob.It will do all sorts of tango and wango magic on your life that will make you feel like it’s Spring after a long long Winter and the world is puddlewonderful anew.OMGASM is so much fun your guts will bleed honeyed joy into your stomach and you’ll get all sugar high and you’ll throw up pure bliss on everything. It’s so awesome you’ll just run, screaming, into the street, and get into a taxi naked. OMGASM is so fucking sticker-ridiculous your family will have to have an intervention.

While you are participating in OMGASM, your dead pets will see you, from their clouds, and purr or wag their tails or masturbate or crap on the rug or whatever Happy Thing they did in life. Every time you participate in a GASM, the Goddess Eris gets off while screaming your name. It’s like a spiritual guitar solo.

The world seems to be getting more boring and low-Quality. People are really starting to believe in this Bureaucracy garbage and take it seriously – it’s not just something they put up with from 9 to 5. We’ve gotta get this shit over with and bring the party that is Aftermath, damnit!

It’s hard, too. You could throw the most awesome party in the history of time, and people will still skip it to watch reruns of Friends. You’ve gotta be persistent. Most people won’t be receptive to the message. But there are people out there – people like you, who are waiting to make contact. It’s lonely to be weird in this big weird world, and all this nonsense we do is a beacon to people who are lost and lunatic, free thinking and free falling. So what’s the answer?

In an interview in the late 1960’s, Timothy Leary was asked, “So what do you do after you ‘Turn On’”??? Tim answered, “Find the others…”