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NO SEX TIll 30!!
« on: November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 am »
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 12:50:15 am »
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 01:00:15 am »
I wish I was born a male black widow.  I'd be happily dead by now. 
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 01:16:17 am »
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

cost 50 million
got to hand it to the us goverment
they do know how to waste money

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 01:48:38 am »
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

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Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 01:50:01 am »
and these moralists are alwasy bitching about buttfucking

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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 02:01:15 am »
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

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Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

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armpits?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 02:28:03 am »
Heh.  Deoderant for her sexual pleasure.  Niiiice.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 02:45:44 am »
Now I'm going to only ever refer to them as the "Armpitfuckers".

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 03:00:10 am »
I can get behind that...

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2006, 03:19:34 am »
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2006, 03:23:57 am »
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

You speaking from experience?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2006, 03:29:10 am »
I'm not supposed to talk about past relationships.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2006, 03:31:53 am »
Eh, and I was being an asshole.

But truly, good for you.  Alternate body parts ftw!

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2006, 03:33:52 am »
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.