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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #60 on: November 08, 2006, 02:23:23 pm »
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #61 on: November 08, 2006, 02:28:46 pm »
London is the largest Australian city in the world, FACT.

Any other city and I'd fight with you about that but it's London so you're welcome to it. Please to take back to Australlia with you next time you're there.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #62 on: November 08, 2006, 02:30:00 pm »
London is the largest Australian city in the world, FACT.

Any other city and I'd fight with you about that but it's London so you're welcome to it. Please to take back to Australlia with you next time you're there.

Hell, we don't want it.  Why do you think we located it so far away from the tourist traps?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #63 on: November 08, 2006, 02:37:57 pm »
Well you can't go dumping it on my island and expect it to be there when you come back for it. I already have an open sewer planned for that area as part of my make scotland more attractive intiative.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2006, 06:18:24 pm »
ah ya Scottish wanker, don't make me come up there and rectify your moral objections on London

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2006, 07:48:26 pm »
ATTENTION ENGLISH - YOU HAVE BEEN ANNEXED BY THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE - YOUR COUNTRY BELONGS TO US NOW - PLEASE LEAVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION - TRESPASSERS WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR FERTILISER - THAT IS ALL
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2006, 07:50:09 pm »
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You spelled "fertilizer" wrong.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2006, 07:52:58 pm »
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You spelled "fertilizer" wrong.

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ATTENTION AMERICANS - YOU WILL BE NEXT IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL - THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE COLONISES INDISCRIMINATELY - END OF MESSAGE
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2006, 08:57:02 pm »
I endorse both of the scrolling messages.

except for the actual scrolling itself. that's annoying.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2006, 08:58:22 pm »
I don't know, it kind of adds a little something to the message.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2006, 11:58:01 pm »
ATTENTION ENGLISH - YOU HAVE BEEN ANNEXED BY THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE - YOUR COUNTRY BELONGS TO US NOW - PLEASE LEAVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION - TRESPASSERS WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR FERTILISER - THAT IS ALL

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2006, 02:57:41 am »
we will fuck up your good for nothing wannabe country like we did in the 15 and 16th centuary.

scottish= think indepedence is important?


ZOMG LOOK IM SCOTTISH, LIKE NOT FROM THE UK, COZ IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. IM STILL ONLY LIKE .5% OF THE WORLDS MASS, BUT I HAVE MY OWN PARLIMENT, AND MY CITZENS ARE PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH!!

mostly because 99.9% of the english do not give a fuck if scotland was to become its own independant nation. hell they cannot even manage a semi successful footbal team, let alone efffect internation affairs. its like lettting a toddler run around with a plastic knife, he thinks hes uber cool, and can yknw stab people and be all though (tough?) whilst us english know hes just an overactive child whos enjoying freedom before he realises its worht shit all and doesnt care if hes english, scottish or from the uk.

stupid scottish wankers. never learn

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2006, 03:02:12 am »
Well, if you really don't care then get the fuck out of our country.

And Australia for that matter. And Canada. And the Falklands.

In fact, just fuck off all together.

Sassenach prick.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2006, 03:10:17 am »
is it my fault scotland is so shit you have an inadequate complex? i mean hell apart from, co-inventing the tv and the phone what the fuck have you given to the world?

apart from an inadequate complex that rivals that of the welsh?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2006, 03:19:47 am »
"Inadequate complex" isn't even a term. Hell, you invented the language so at least learn to speak it properly.

The TV and phone have done a lot more for the world than English imperialism.

I like custard though. Thanks for that.