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LHX - short circuits - part 4426.7B - on the subject of thanks

Started by LHX, November 23, 2006, 07:26:31 PM

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LHX

this fuckin sentimental nonsense

like there need to be a particular day where people take a 'time out' from demolishing the planet to get nostalgic about family and eating food

motherfuck

i give thanks for the way i some how keep waking up without trying after every time i fall asleep

thankful that the Powers That Be,Ñ¢ give me just enough room that i dont yet have a excuse to wreck shit wiff impunity and say 'i had no choice'


no
but for truth

if i had to pick something that i was thankful for it be like:

thankful that i can see its only a matter of time before bad shit crumbles
and that there is good things thats enduring

thankful for a network of people that are working toward putting this process in motion

a network of people that provide enough re-enforcement to keep plugging away down this path

thankful i have contact with people that dont cry victim despite having been thrust into a unenviable situation


aight yo lets hold hands and sing now

or maybe go be thankful for some food that grows without effort
and manages to still grow despite our best attempts to fuck it up and accidentally kill all known life
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

I am thankful for different reasons.

I am thankful that despite the recent elections, urban renewal, and even Tony Danza, the world continues to deteriorate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quotethankful that the Powers That Be,Ñ¢ give me just enough room that i dont yet have a excuse to wreck shit wiff impunity and say 'i had no choice'

True, they are suspiciously good at that, aren't they?

When is the other thanksgiving (not the far superior one in this thread, which should rightly be celebrated) happening anyway?

LHX

we had it in canada last month

but im watching this football and all they are doing are these got dam sappy thanksgiving promos
neat hell

Cain

Alot of my classmates are Americans, someone I know is holding a party for 70 people, she has two turkeys which about equal to my bodyweight in her freezer right now.  For the middle of nowhere, we are a very international town here.  I'm even learning about Norwegian holidays.

BADGE OF HONOR

There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 


Edit:  never mind, the things I'm thankful are kind of pointless.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper


Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on November 23, 2006, 10:25:55 PM
There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 



Yeah there is...getting up on a holiday (the day after Thanksgiving) at FOUR AM to go SHOPPING.

Let me say that again:  Getting up at FOUR AM on a HOLIDAY.

Now, THAT'S conditioning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

I have every intention of not leaving my house tomorrow. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2006, 02:52:36 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on November 23, 2006, 10:25:55 PM
There's nothing quite as American as celibrating a holiday by eating so much it hurts to breathe. 



Yeah there is...getting up on a holiday (the day after Thanksgiving) at FOUR AM to go SHOPPING.

Let me say that again:  Getting up at FOUR AM on a HOLIDAY.

Now, THAT'S conditioning.

Goddamn.  They haven't even conditioned us that well yet.  I get up at 6am on Christmas Eve, but thats only a half day anyway.

I'm not usually even asleep till 5am in the holidays.  Thats just creepy.

Jenne

Ebay calls today "National Sleep-In Day"...I wish.  I decided to get up at 5, not to shop, but to work.

Time and a half ftw.  *grateful she has a stay-at-home job*

B_M_W

I have to say that yesterday, as much as I hate the original premise and xtian undertones, I had a fucking good time. Drank lots of CH3CH2OH, had lots of DAMN GOOD FOOD (because my mom and dad fucking pwn in the kitchen), great company (we invited our ex-cabarae (sp?) singer neighbor over, and she is hilarious), and frankly it was the best day I've had in a while. Best meal, certainly.

Excuse me while I go heat up some leftovers.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.