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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2007, 06:44:44 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 04, 2007, 06:44:44 AM
http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801

OHGODDAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL!

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!   I SHIT YOU NOT! 

SO...PISSED...OFF!

For the last fucking time, get your Jesus out of my goddamn government!  I have had it up to HERE with these bastards!    Tell you what...If these freaks think that God created the Grand Canyon, then he must have done it for a purpose, right?  Yeah!  And I'll tell you what it is!  To toss the goddamn Jesus freaks in, after they GET SODOMIZED BY FERDINAND THE FUCKING BULL!

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hangero

#1
January 04, 2007, 08:17:36 AM
I want to kill a mother fucker too,
We all do.

Wow...
Yeah...

Just wow.

At least we're winning the culture war amirite?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
January 04, 2007, 08:22:00 AM
Quote from: Hangero on January 04, 2007, 08:17:36 AM
I want to kill a mother fucker too,
We all do.

Wow...
Yeah...

Just wow.

At least we're winning the culture war amirite?


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#3
January 04, 2007, 01:02:17 PM
Quote,ÄúAs one park geologist said, this is equivalent of Yellowstone National Park selling a book entitled Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan,,Äù Ruch added.


I want to write that book.


:lol:

hunter s.durden

#4
January 04, 2007, 02:10:34 PM
This article will be my rebuttal to anyone saying that religion is not corrosive. Hindering science because it endangers the monkey mythology is the most fucked up things I can think of.
This space for rent.

Thurnez Isa

#5
January 04, 2007, 02:16:40 PM
God must hate the universe to flood it
and kill almost all of mankind, and species such as dinosaurs
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Triple Zero

#6
January 04, 2007, 02:41:39 PM
Quote from: TGGRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

2nded

throw em all in

they're all crazy  :argh!:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#7
January 04, 2007, 02:48:35 PM
I feel for the poor saps who have to sell the book with a straight face. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hunter s.durden

#8
January 04, 2007, 02:55:21 PM
You guys would've loved this guy I saw on Jon Stewart a few weeks ago. The guy was talking about the people that were supposed to go over and over see things in Iraq, such as the new government and reconstruction.

Here are some question that were NOT asked of the candidates:
"Do you have experience, in postwar reconstruction?"
"Do you have a basic understanding of the various sects?"

They instead asked questions like these:
"Did you vote for Dubbya?"
"What's your stance on Rowe v. Wade?"

They wanted loyal Conservative Christians over there, not specialist.

I imagine most of you know the story of the gay soldier kicked out. He was one of the few soldiers that spoke fluent Arabic (which they are running seriously low on), and they kicked him out because Jesus doesn't approve of his gayness.

Jesus is fucking up science and our glorious war.
This space for rent.

Jenne

#9
January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

Put me in office.  I'll fix it.  I'll fix it ALL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#11
January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.

Sho thang--when do you sign up?!

:D

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
January 04, 2007, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 04, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
It ain't Jesus--it's his followers.  I'm not a Bible-loving motherhumper by any stretch, but this is just gummament run amok, plain and simple.

And there ain't a thing done about it.

Fucking damned shame it takes a while to undo all this mess once it's done, too.

Put me in office. I'll fix it. I'll fix it ALL.

Sho thang--when do you sign up?!

:D

Sign up for what?  This ain't gonna be no election.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#13
January 04, 2007, 05:59:17 PM
What will our Prezitator Fred think of this?

AFK

#14
January 04, 2007, 06:00:44 PM
Oooh, is the PD going to have it's own version of "Sectarian Violence"

pretty please  :-D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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