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Started by P3nT4gR4m, January 15, 2007, 11:03:03 PM

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#105
April 05, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
I know aramaic. But my audience is too dumb to read subtitles so I did it in generic american.

(did I just say that out loud?)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Suu

#106
April 05, 2007, 10:13:41 PM
I'm all set  for my close-up, damnit. I just need my cameraman to dismount his hobbyhorse for more than a piss break and tuna melt.
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#107
April 06, 2007, 09:10:14 AM
I think Mang has something. Just once, randomly, BJ should drop into some whiney glaswegian ned accent like he's been posessed. In fact, how about BJ's little 'pal' Beelzebaby(?) being Scottish.
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P3nT4gR4m

#108
April 06, 2007, 09:16:14 AM
I still haven't settled on a voice for akbar. Or maybe Ratty (was thinking something along the lines of nazi germany but ned could work.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#109
April 06, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 05, 2007, 10:13:41 PM
I'm all set  for my close-up, damnit. I just need my cameraman to dismount his hobbyhorse for more than a piss break and tuna melt.


I have no idea why, but i found this post to be oddly arousing.

Suu

#110
April 06, 2007, 04:19:56 PM
It was the tuna melt, wasn't it?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#111
April 06, 2007, 04:23:29 PM
i'm afraid it might have been the hobby horse and the implied "mounting" of it
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Suu

#112
April 06, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
STFU, you ruined mah funnay.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#113
April 06, 2007, 04:28:59 PM
You'll never know...




::fap::

Triple Zero

#114
April 06, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 06, 2007, 04:27:49 PMSTFU, you ruined mah funnay.

i COULD have said it was the piss break, you know..
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#115
April 06, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Golden shower, itt?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#116
April 06, 2007, 04:36:56 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 06, 2007, 04:34:23 PMGolden shower, itt?

for your close-up appearance in the babyJ vid?

go for it
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

saint aini

#117
April 06, 2007, 04:47:47 PM
it could be the combination of any number of sexual fascinations, each of which in itself is insufficient, that as a sum total are arousing.

Example: nearly naked girl yanks rope attached to right foot to expose her vagina.  Guy takes giant piece of frozen meat hanging from a hook and touches it to her vagina.  Girl screams, meat removed, meat reaplied, repeat.

Do it on stage for additional effect.
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[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO

#118
April 06, 2007, 04:49:00 PM
Sounds like someone found the 99th mind archives.

Suu

#119
April 06, 2007, 05:06:52 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 06, 2007, 04:47:47 PM
it could be the combination of any number of sexual fascinations, each of which in itself is insufficient, that as a sum total are arousing.

Example: nearly naked girl yanks rope attached to right foot to expose her vagina.  Guy takes giant piece of frozen meat hanging from a hook and touches it to her vagina.  Girl screams, meat removed, meat reaplied, repeat.

Do it on stage for additional effect.

I'd ask for pics, but I'm at work.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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