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Baby Jesus just spoke his first word

Started by P3nT4gR4m, January 15, 2007, 11:03:03 PM

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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 09, 2007, 05:12:56 PM
its seriously not working for me
i gotta take off to work right now and do some cloak and dagger union politics
if you get the time silly could you upload it to megaupload.com so i could download and watch... please

Done http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YVHSZ9Y2 its a big fecker tho - 64 megs if anyone else is interested this is the HQ version before youtube raped and pillaged the quality

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Thurnez Isa

#61
  :lol:
i really liked it
classic
thought commandment 4 was really well done
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

hunter s.durden

Fuckin' A.
2 Days early to boot.

His voice freaked me out at first, because it sounded like Verne Troyer (who gets on my nerves), but the material carried it.

Pat Robertson, however, found it in poor taste.
Especially the bit about murder. The Baby Jesus is not a hypocrite!

Anyhoo...  :mittens:
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Heh.  "I swear on my mother's intact hymen"... that got a giggle out of me.  I've linked it via my LJ, so at least a couple more folks will be traumatized.  Probably not as many as if I didn't warn them about the language, but oh well.
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Triple Zero

i just watched the HQ version, it's FUCKING SWOTE/AMAZING/AWESOME/ETC

have some scrittens:


btw, the "the baby jesus does not find that shit amusing" gag worked really well IMO.
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A lil' late (my internets are broken), but I loled. Great job.
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P3nT4gR4m

New Baby Jesus show supporting cast announcement thing!

I'm in the middle (read 3rd line) of episode 2 but I'm hoping to start featuring these guys around ep3 (like mr attention deficit is gonna pull of 3)

Any ideas for things you like/you hate/"he'd look better in a wetsuit"/suggestions for superpowers - laser eyes, nostrils of fire... etc, then let me know and I'll steal your ideas and palm them off as my own.



Teh Emperor has a mouth that works like a ventriloquist dummy (dunno if that counts as a superpower but it's sure as hell easy to animate so he's been giftet that ability anyhoo)

Next we have the prophet mohammed, whom I think might work as an action figure, with fully posable limbs and  realistic flashing bomb timer.



I tried goatse, you gotta believe me, and tubgirl, but there was just no way I could see to even hint that it was meant to be mohammed. Also by choosing a tusken raider I've cut down on the animation required for speaking. He'll prolly just vibrate, like a nokia, when he's ready to go off.

When he does go boom boom he will summon allah akbar



Who's face will magjguikelly appear in the smoke

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

damn that pope looks awesome

i wish i could be a pope





o wait
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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DJRubberducky

Don't worry; I expect you'll get fatwas enough for this depiction of Mohammed.
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Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

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Mangrove

silly,


i would like the pope's little beanie hat to have a propeller on it.

otherwise, excellent job.

as for mohammed. well....it was nice knowing you. perhaps once they've cut your head off on the internet, we can posthumously use the footage for episode 4.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Mangrove on February 22, 2007, 02:42:38 PM
silly,


i would like the pope's little beanie hat to have a propeller on it.

otherwise, excellent job.

as for mohammed. well....it was nice knowing you. perhaps once they've cut your head off on the internet, we can posthumously use the footage for episode 4.

Take a fucking sight more than a couple of million raving turbaniac's to shut me up. I pwn seven shades of shit out those retard fucks!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

so is that a 'no' to the propeller idea?  :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.