The Haiku Game

[Mangrove]

we're hungry, we're cold!
why thank you for the turkey.
now we take land. yoink!

NT: pizza hut

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Jessica Simpson
You know you are stupid when
Muppets are smarter

next: mana mana, do do do do do

[East Coast Hustle]

how to make haiku from
mana mana do do do do?
WTF, over?



on deck: please gouge out my eyeballs. please.

[Ben]

As per his request
McStab's eyeballs are no more
Eris gouged them out.

Coming soon to a Haiku post near you: Mothers versus Maddox

[Flo and Eddie]

Maddox's no mother
Frank don't let no ax wieldin'
mofo in the band

Next: The Gillian Island Reunion

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Ginger thinks she's hot
But MaryAnn is hotter
She's held up better

next:no one but me remembers the muppet show, wa

[Mangrove]

It's the Muppet Show
With our very special guest...
Alice Cooper! YEAHHHHHHH!


NT:for god's sake mangrove get off the frickin' computer and get your ass in town to do something constructive!

[agent compassion]

When you spend all day
On the computer it makes
Baby Jesus cry!

Next: how do you like your eggs?

[Malaul]

EW NO STAY AWAY
Says Bella  - Hater of eggs
nasty nasty things


next topic
freudian slip, when you say one thing but mean your mother

[agent compassion]

It's a penis, right?
It's got to be a penis
Penis! Penis! Yay!

On deck: Orbital vs. Prodigy, to the DEATH!

[LMNO]

...And out of nowhere,
Atari Teenage Riot
Destroys them both.  Ha!

Next up: Embarassing breakfast moments.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

They sat mesmerized
Each forgot the other's name
A breakfast for two

Next up:  How much snow is too much snow

[East Coast Hustle]

how much is too much?
about as much as we had here
three snowstorms ago...



next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm a firestarter
psychosomatic serial killer
smack my bitch up

next topic : i saw mommy kissing gerald ford.

[agent compassion]

next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...

I was hoping someone would write a haiku in which Prodigy got completely and utterly pwned by Orbital...*shrugs* oh well... One good Prodigy song does not redeem them from all the crap they've written, and the fact that Orbital did the DW theme *and* collaborated with David Gray makes them teh win in my book....