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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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East Coast Hustle

#1440
February 14, 2005, 06:50:20 PM
Van Halen was nothing
more than an extended wank-session
Black Sabbath fuckin' PWNS

8)

try this on for size: Ozzy was only the 3rd best singer Black Sabbath ever had
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ben

#1441
February 15, 2005, 02:08:15 AM
Ozzy was quite good
But not as good as the bat
Head caught in his teeth

Next up to bat: Spongebob versus Dobson

bananas are good

#1442
February 15, 2005, 09:00:10 AM
Sponges are good
For cleaning up spills, better
than a preacher guy.

On deck: Is it a dookie or a toblerone?

LMNO

#1443
February 15, 2005, 01:54:08 PM
Considering that
Toblerones are triangles,
You got some weird poop.




Take a stabbination at: The crazy shit people do for love.

East Coast Hustle

#1444
February 15, 2005, 03:06:50 PM
anything qualifies
since doing anything for love
is fucking retarded

8)

on deck: acid rain...and I do mean ACID rain...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

sakredchao

#1445
February 15, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
liquid, where's it from?
falling near me everywhere
i think i'm a fish

next: watercolor paintings of your dad dressed in a tutu
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Cain

#1446
February 15, 2005, 04:14:28 PM
Hairy legs, pink so
bright it hurts my eyes to look
Stand still will you Dad?

next, on the non existence of pies

Pedero

#1447
February 15, 2005, 11:23:02 PM
I look at the pie
And I find enlightenment
Now there is no pie

How about this: Mullets and fashion.
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Mangrove

#1448
February 15, 2005, 11:40:52 PM
is the ape drape here?
on the catwalks of milan?
die you fuckin' tards!

NT: pedero's glorious moustache
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

TeddyBear Mu

#1449
February 16, 2005, 06:48:09 AM
Pedero and 'stache
in this life you will not find
a greater beauty

Next Topic: Egyptian Deities
TeddyBear Mu, SO-B, O'tex
Episkopos,
Yin/Yang YoYo Cabal

Self-annihilate.
Accelerate the chaos.
Find peace through changing.

(This signature belongs to Seth Armitage.  If found, please return immediately.)

sakredchao

#1450
February 16, 2005, 09:35:35 AM
there's only one god!
hermetically a fun god.
horus, horus, yey!

next: keep the aspidistra flying, or other obscure orwell.
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

agent compassion

#1451
February 19, 2005, 09:30:00 PM
Haven't read Orwell
Since I was in high school, so
On to next topic!

Next topic: The NHL's cancellation or lack thereof. Discuss.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1452
February 19, 2005, 09:37:47 PM
season un-cancelled!
now Bruins can complete a
Boston trifecta

8)

next: Aces and Eights
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1453
February 25, 2005, 04:55:16 PM
Escaped Deadman's Hand
Thought it was Aces and Eights
Welcome back, Roger

Next:Cards as analogy to life

The Good Reverend Roger

#1454
February 25, 2005, 05:47:16 PM
Look at this crap hand,
a natural royal flush,
I'm playing go fish.  :evil:

Next:  Early American degenerates.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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