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East Coast Hustle

#1440
February 14, 2005, 06:50:20 PM
Van Halen was nothing
more than an extended wank-session
Black Sabbath fuckin' PWNS

8)

try this on for size: Ozzy was only the 3rd best singer Black Sabbath ever had
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ben

#1441
February 15, 2005, 02:08:15 AM
Ozzy was quite good
But not as good as the bat
Head caught in his teeth

Next up to bat: Spongebob versus Dobson

bananas are good

#1442
February 15, 2005, 09:00:10 AM
Sponges are good
For cleaning up spills, better
than a preacher guy.

On deck: Is it a dookie or a toblerone?

LMNO

#1443
February 15, 2005, 01:54:08 PM
Considering that
Toblerones are triangles,
You got some weird poop.




Take a stabbination at: The crazy shit people do for love.

East Coast Hustle

#1444
February 15, 2005, 03:06:50 PM
anything qualifies
since doing anything for love
is fucking retarded

8)

on deck: acid rain...and I do mean ACID rain...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

sakredchao

#1445
February 15, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
liquid, where's it from?
falling near me everywhere
i think i'm a fish

next: watercolor paintings of your dad dressed in a tutu
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Cain

#1446
February 15, 2005, 04:14:28 PM
Hairy legs, pink so
bright it hurts my eyes to look
Stand still will you Dad?

next, on the non existence of pies

Pedero

#1447
February 15, 2005, 11:23:02 PM
I look at the pie
And I find enlightenment
Now there is no pie

How about this: Mullets and fashion.
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Mangrove

#1448
February 15, 2005, 11:40:52 PM
is the ape drape here?
on the catwalks of milan?
die you fuckin' tards!

NT: pedero's glorious moustache
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

TeddyBear Mu

#1449
February 16, 2005, 06:48:09 AM
Pedero and 'stache
in this life you will not find
a greater beauty

Next Topic: Egyptian Deities
TeddyBear Mu, SO-B, O'tex
Episkopos,
Yin/Yang YoYo Cabal

Self-annihilate.
Accelerate the chaos.
Find peace through changing.

(This signature belongs to Seth Armitage.  If found, please return immediately.)

sakredchao

#1450
February 16, 2005, 09:35:35 AM
there's only one god!
hermetically a fun god.
horus, horus, yey!

next: keep the aspidistra flying, or other obscure orwell.
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

agent compassion

#1451
February 19, 2005, 09:30:00 PM
Haven't read Orwell
Since I was in high school, so
On to next topic!

Next topic: The NHL's cancellation or lack thereof. Discuss.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1452
February 19, 2005, 09:37:47 PM
season un-cancelled!
now Bruins can complete a
Boston trifecta

8)

next: Aces and Eights
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1453
February 25, 2005, 04:55:16 PM
Escaped Deadman's Hand
Thought it was Aces and Eights
Welcome back, Roger

Next:Cards as analogy to life

The Good Reverend Roger

#1454
February 25, 2005, 05:47:16 PM
Look at this crap hand,
a natural royal flush,
I'm playing go fish.  :evil:

Next:  Early American degenerates.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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