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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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zenji

#150
April 29, 2003, 04:15:18 PM
My three cats eat grass,
To rid themselves of hairball.
Don't tread in their puke!


next topic...................verdant pastures.
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#151
May 01, 2003, 08:29:06 PM
puke on the verdant pastures
puke on the carpet
cats learn to fly

next topic: rabbit sex
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Nolan Void

#152
May 01, 2003, 08:38:40 PM
fell down into pie
it was not my favorite
Hair Pie does not trip
And THAT is a Big Ball of Goodness**


** Big Ball of Goodness may not be available in all areas. Quantity is Limited. Offer Void where prohibited by Law. Big Ball of Goodness my be substituted with Utter Ball of Crap with no prior notice. for more information please include a self addressed stamped antelope.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#153
May 01, 2003, 08:42:16 PM
what is the next topic?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Nolan Void

#154
May 01, 2003, 08:45:49 PM
pelicans
And THAT is a Big Ball of Goodness**


** Big Ball of Goodness may not be available in all areas. Quantity is Limited. Offer Void where prohibited by Law. Big Ball of Goodness my be substituted with Utter Ball of Crap with no prior notice. for more information please include a self addressed stamped antelope.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#155
May 01, 2003, 08:47:30 PM
pelicans in my soup
pelicans in my hair
waiter, what the fuck's going on here?

next topic: electrical animals
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Nolan Void

#156
May 01, 2003, 09:33:21 PM
5 sylls
7 sylls
5 sylls

keep to the rules and the game is more entertaining
And THAT is a Big Ball of Goodness**


** Big Ball of Goodness may not be available in all areas. Quantity is Limited. Offer Void where prohibited by Law. Big Ball of Goodness my be substituted with Utter Ball of Crap with no prior notice. for more information please include a self addressed stamped antelope.

zenji

#157
May 01, 2003, 09:52:27 PM
Boys...Boys...Boys....!!!!

Haiku is a non-contact sport!!!!!

next topic..electric animals?????


That eel is friendly.
Bolts from the blue are shocking.
Are "Friends" electric?


(Think that one through)

next topic............Solar Flares
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

feh

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#158
May 02, 2003, 04:00:09 AM
A star in distress,
radio interference,
better luck next time  :(

Next topic: the spleen!

Y.M. Hut

#159
May 02, 2003, 05:34:43 AM
Some have only one,
And sometimes they make explode,
And mine talks to me.

Next topic: Dystopia
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

Trollax

#160
May 02, 2003, 06:32:21 AM
Dystopic pancake
Myopic Enchilada
Paradise is lost




Next topic..........Fish

~Hai-kuckoo Trollax~

Spoon E. Gee

#161
May 02, 2003, 08:56:14 AM
give illness fish do
alergic to fish I am
like yoda I talk

next topic.... picking up your drunk ass friends at 2 in the morning way downtown!!!.... or..... just... being drunk....
damn my sig is still out of date....

Lister

#162
May 02, 2003, 11:10:33 AM
Staggering Homewards
Into the drunken Time-Warp
With Roadrunner speed.

next topic: badgers
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Nolan Void

#163
May 02, 2003, 08:52:26 PM
Badgers Badgers Badgers oi!
Badgers Badgers IN my pants
GET THEM OFF OF ME!
And THAT is a Big Ball of Goodness**


** Big Ball of Goodness may not be available in all areas. Quantity is Limited. Offer Void where prohibited by Law. Big Ball of Goodness my be substituted with Utter Ball of Crap with no prior notice. for more information please include a self addressed stamped antelope.

MapleMan

#164
May 02, 2003, 08:57:28 PM
next topic?
he meant well, or at least he meant somthing.
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