The Haiku Game

[Nolan Void]

FUNDIES

[Trollax]

Come let us save you...
From your secret destiny...
Sell bibles instead




Next topic..........sugary...lollelry...sweet...sweetness............


~MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm Trollax~

[zenji]

That Sacharin Babe,
Butter would not melt in her.....
Mouth, that is sweetness!


next topic..........horse-riding.

[Nolan Void]

woman gets on it

bigger than a mans can be

yo tiajuana!




next topic  tech support

[Z³]

This job does pay well
... corporate computer slave
cant wait until five.

next topic:

creepy

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

creepy dude across the bar
stop staring at me like that
a bottle flies out of my hand....thuunk!


next topic: bar fight

[zenji]

St Hugh........that's your second strike!!!!!

Please remember to use all the fingers and thumb on your left hand to count the syllables on lines 1 and 3, and for the middle line....all the fingers and thumb on your right hand plus two digits from your left.......Okay?????!!!!!


Look at those cave-men
Go, it's the freakiest show.
Is there life on Mars?


next topic....................traffic cones.

[Lister]

Walking back from pub
Roadworks become my playground
Policeman objects

Next topic: unfiltered cigarettes

[Z³]

Smoking Al Capones.
I'm going to die today.
Or maybe next week.

next topic: Al Capone

[MapleMan]

sent killer flowers
mobsters disguised as coppers
you went mad when caught

next topic fish

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

motherfnording fish
stole all my pipe tobacco
now it's war on fish

next topic: tobacco fish

[Trollax]

Addictive fishes
Fugitives beneath the sea
Waiting to be caught...........


Next topic NASA

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

goddamn astronauts
stole all my pipe tobacco
shuttle goes "boom!"...ha!

next topic: charred mammals

[Trollax]

Sizzle Sizzle burn!
Meat is murder how dare you!
Bang! meat is justice....................



Next topic........................Emoticons

[Lister]

:idea:        
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next topic: intestinal flora