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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1605
June 08, 2005, 04:25:14 PM
quantum mechanics
isnt it fun,really it is
like hole in the head

next topic: klennex tissues

Bella

#1606
June 08, 2005, 05:55:54 PM
nasal passages
full of ooze, choir coughing
kleenex tissues up each sleeve

I'm hungry. Next is: PBJ sandwiches
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1607
June 08, 2005, 06:26:29 PM
Rock and Roll Sandwich
first you start with peanut butter
then jelly then toast then milk

My son wrote this one, give me a break :roll:

next: Zen and the art of motherhood.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1608
June 08, 2005, 10:16:01 PM
zen zen rhymes with pen
motherhood's very stickey
jello in your hair?

next:
why there are muffins in the freezer

Wishfarple

#1609
June 08, 2005, 10:25:28 PM
Think they'll mock ME!?
They'll all pay. Now see who
Dies on Drury Lane.

Next time: Night on Olympus Mons
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#1610
June 08, 2005, 11:11:09 PM
oh olympus mons
how dark you appear at night
you sure give me frights

next topic: biomechnoid giraffes

Bob the Mediocre

#1611
June 10, 2005, 04:14:25 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomicecream truck. brakes freeze
mrs fields hesitates. AAaaaaaaa!
tragic. delicious

:lol:
wonderful
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1612
June 10, 2005, 04:30:32 AM
biomechanical giraffe armies
come to crush us all
oh shit

Next topic: Jerry Falwell having sex with a goat

Anonymous

#1613
June 10, 2005, 06:49:20 AM
And lo, penis short
did enter goat in behind
Jerry was happy

Next up: TGRR pwns j0

Zurtok Khan

#1614
June 10, 2005, 06:52:13 AM
Peice of shit board, the above was me.

GRR!  :twisted:
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1615
June 10, 2005, 05:47:44 PM
when trolls do appear
The Good Reverend Roger
always pwns j0, RAH!

next: who ordered this August heat wave in June :evil:

Wishfarple

#1616
June 10, 2005, 05:52:57 PM
Sorry, Eldora
I wanted an excuse to
Drink wine in the nude

Next up:  Merry Melodies: Behind The Camera
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

Malaul

#1617
June 10, 2005, 06:07:25 PM
'Noids do not have sex
with doodles! I dont care how
sexy Bugs is drawn!


next
pork chops and apple sauce
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1618
June 10, 2005, 06:25:59 PM
Quote from: fuckchopsSorry, Eldora
I wanted an excuse to
Drink wine in the nude

Next up:  Merry Melodies: Behind The Camera

d00d, I try to never ever mess with the haiku thread, but wtf?  If you need an excuse to be naked, let alone to drink wine naked, we need to work on you some more, hehehe :twisted:

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1619
June 10, 2005, 07:06:58 PM
Peter Brady asked
for pork chops and apple sauce
but who said it first?

next:  who did say that?
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