The Haiku Game

[Malaul]

NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?

I'll do it for you.

On Deck: Fascist Cattle Overrunning Downtown New York

[MadMa gentLemon]

Oh, you Stalin Steers..
This bovine borough terror
makes me want a steak.

NT:

Milk in a Can

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

milk in a can? YUM!
sitting on the shelf for weeks
hope i dont get gas.

next: why gas isnt good for dinner

[LMNO]

What a lovely meal.
Why don't we light some candles?
Oh, fuck!  AHHHH!  AAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!





Next up:  Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

[MadMa gentLemon]

Do you take spanish?
Sweet home Arkansas Cock Ring,
jump head first this time.

Next Topic

Santa vs. Charles Manson in a knife fight

[Malaria test subject #777]

A mosquito haiku:

Tiny shadow at
my ankle. Faint buzz beside
one ear. Itching starts.

[BOOGER SNOT]

Curled up in your nose
Solid? Or liquid? Who knows?
Oh, liquid. It flows.

[Malaria test subject #777]

Fight malaria
With nasty-tasting quinine
The gin completes it.

[BOOGER SNOT]

booger ebbs, still elms
raging ghosts hatch redly, mean
insect jabbing snot

[Malaria test subject #777]

longingly nameless
test subject pleading roughly
entities beckon

[BOOGER SNOT]

mellow kingdom drips
breezily, irascible
merchant laughing flicks

[LMNO]

You are a rebel,
But please have some courtesy;
Name a new topic!

Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

[agent compassion]

Next up: Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

I feel like I should take this one too....

K.

Look in the bucket!
I ate too much hippie pie,
Now I need some Tang...

Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

I got nothin'! No,
Really, I'm just here to troll-
Pay no attention...


Next up: Green tea vs. Black tea.

[Bella]

the tea addict steeps
encountering eternal
choice. green versus black

next is: Nasal decongestant