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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: MalaulNT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?

I'll do it for you.

On Deck: Fascist Cattle Overrunning Downtown New York
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

MadMa gentLemon

Oh, you Stalin Steers..
This bovine borough terror
makes me want a steak.

NT:

Milk in a Can
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

milk in a can? YUM!
sitting on the shelf for weeks
hope i dont get gas.

next: why gas isnt good for dinner

LMNO

What a lovely meal.
Why don't we light some candles?
Oh, fuck!  AHHHH!  AAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!





Next up:  Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

MadMa gentLemon

Do you take spanish?
Sweet home Arkansas Cock Ring,
jump head first this time.

Next Topic

Santa vs. Charles Manson in a knife fight
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Malaria test subject #777

A mosquito haiku:

Tiny shadow at
my ankle. Faint buzz beside
one ear. Itching starts.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


BOOGER SNOT

Curled up in your nose
Solid? Or liquid? Who knows?
Oh, liquid. It flows.

Malaria test subject #777

Fight malaria
With nasty-tasting quinine
The gin completes it.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


BOOGER SNOT

booger ebbs, still elms
raging ghosts hatch redly, mean
insect jabbing snot

Malaria test subject #777

longingly nameless
test subject pleading roughly
entities beckon
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


BOOGER SNOT

mellow kingdom drips
breezily, irascible
merchant laughing flicks

LMNO

You are a rebel,
But please have some courtesy;
Name a new topic!

Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

agent compassion

QuoteNext up: Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

I feel like I should take this one too.... :lol:

K.

Look in the bucket!
I ate too much hippie pie,
Now I need some Tang...


QuoteNext up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

I got nothin'! No,
Really, I'm just here to troll-
Pay no attention...


Next up: Green tea vs. Black tea.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

the tea addict steeps
encountering eternal
choice. green versus black

next is: Nasal decongestant
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here