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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

#1575
April 08, 2005, 02:44:11 AM
NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1576
April 08, 2005, 07:19:33 AM
Quote from: MalaulNT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?

I'll do it for you.

On Deck: Fascist Cattle Overrunning Downtown New York
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

MadMa gentLemon

#1577
April 08, 2005, 07:23:30 AM
Oh, you Stalin Steers..
This bovine borough terror
makes me want a steak.

NT:

Milk in a Can
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1578
April 08, 2005, 12:52:55 PM
milk in a can? YUM!
sitting on the shelf for weeks
hope i dont get gas.

next: why gas isnt good for dinner

LMNO

#1579
April 08, 2005, 02:38:43 PM
What a lovely meal.
Why don't we light some candles?
Oh, fuck!  AHHHH!  AAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!





Next up:  Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

MadMa gentLemon

#1580
April 09, 2005, 10:07:25 AM
Do you take spanish?
Sweet home Arkansas Cock Ring,
jump head first this time.

Next Topic

Santa vs. Charles Manson in a knife fight
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Malaria test subject #777

#1581
June 07, 2005, 10:21:23 AM
A mosquito haiku:

Tiny shadow at
my ankle. Faint buzz beside
one ear. Itching starts.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

BOOGER SNOT

#1582
June 07, 2005, 10:23:22 AM
Curled up in your nose
Solid? Or liquid? Who knows?
Oh, liquid. It flows.

Malaria test subject #777

#1583
June 07, 2005, 10:24:00 AM
Fight malaria
With nasty-tasting quinine
The gin completes it.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

BOOGER SNOT

#1584
June 07, 2005, 10:29:26 AM
booger ebbs, still elms
raging ghosts hatch redly, mean
insect jabbing snot

Malaria test subject #777

#1585
June 07, 2005, 10:30:33 AM
longingly nameless
test subject pleading roughly
entities beckon
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

BOOGER SNOT

#1586
June 07, 2005, 10:32:51 AM
mellow kingdom drips
breezily, irascible
merchant laughing flicks

LMNO

#1587
June 07, 2005, 02:04:55 PM
You are a rebel,
But please have some courtesy;
Name a new topic!

Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

agent compassion

#1588
June 07, 2005, 06:45:42 PM
QuoteNext up: Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.

I feel like I should take this one too.... :lol:

K.

Look in the bucket!
I ate too much hippie pie,
Now I need some Tang...


QuoteNext up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.

I got nothin'! No,
Really, I'm just here to troll-
Pay no attention...


Next up: Green tea vs. Black tea.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bella

#1589
June 07, 2005, 07:14:59 PM
the tea addict steeps
encountering eternal
choice. green versus black

next is: Nasal decongestant
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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