The Haiku Game

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.

Apparently and I have no clue what you are talking about
I like having someone else besides me around here that is too smart for their own good, you just can't find a lot of people like that anymore.   Mostly they are just too stupid to be allowed to live

[agent compassion]

DETACHABLE PENIS!!!!!!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

where did all the haikus go
long time co-oo-ming, where did all the
haikus go long time ago

next: bowling

[LMNO]

"To Walk Among The Pigs" - King Missile

To walk among the Pigs,
To go where the Pigs go,
And do as the Pigs do.
To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs,
And truly savor the Scent.
To sing the Song of the Pigs,
To build up a repoire,
To be one with the Pigs.
To work shoulder to shoulder with the Pigs,
On Piglike projects.
To sweat like a Pig,
And then to realize that Pigs never sweat.
To wallow in the mud with the Pigs.
To experience absolutely all that Pigness entails.
To hear,
To see,
To feel like a Pig.
To think,
Eat,
And smell like a Pig.
To comprehend completely what it is to be a Pig.
To fully understand that you,
The Pigs,
And all other things in the Universe,
Are of the same ilk.
And then, to weed out all Non-Piggish things,
To fully cultivate and allow to blossom,
The Flower that is the Pig within your Soul.
And to finally stand alone,
In the Garden of the Absolute,
And pray,
And pray,
And pray,
Like a Pig.




The applicable lyric bolded for Great Comprehensive Justice...

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Play with balls
I wish I was big
The big Labowski

Next topic: If you lost your penis, where would it be?

[the other anonymous]

In the belly of
my polyester girlfriend.
I think I'm out now?

Next Topic: Do we think any less of this toa freak?

[Iron Sulfide]

one one, one zero
one zero one zero one
one zero zero

[yes]

Next Topic: taxedermy and roadkill

[the other anonymous]

dead animals are
lots of fun on lonely nights
I'm such a loser

Next Topic: Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson

[the other anonymous]

No one posts for days
CHANGE TOPIC FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Venus needs Haikus!

Next Topic: We know what Mars wants; what does Mercury want?

[Guido Finucci]

the swift-footed one
knows the secret paths of mind
he seeks but to rest

Coming up next on the Haiku Channel: The Points

[Iron Sulfide]

points are teh many
many have points and some don't
this was pointless, yes?

Next Topic: Clever Monkies

[the other anonymous]

The Monkeys, clever,
I just wish I knew enough
to reference them.

Next Topic: Scraballah

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

we have Scrabble nuts
and Kabbalah fanatics
and now Skrabbalah

next: living dead girls

[agent compassion]

i know i'm alive
but i'm just dragging my feet
through the hours and days

up next: you scratch my back, i'll lick yours