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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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the other anonymous

The date is not set
He has not answered me yet!
I'm sure he'll say Yes.

Next Topic: Should I sell the bathroom tapes on eBay to pay for the caterer?

N'yo Be

yes
yes
yes

Next Topic: Missing Fruit

Zurtok Khan

My fruit is missing
I left it in the big store
I go to Wal-mart because I'm a whore.

Next: Why Zurtok will be breaking up with his girlfriend.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Iron Sulfide

You know i love you
but i just can't stand your dog
for this, i'm leaving.

Next Topic: North American Kwijibo
Ya' stupid Yank.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAll this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!
Funny, I thought Roger didn't like haikus, well

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
fits nice in haiku

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAll this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!
Funny, I thought Roger didn't like haikus, well

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
fits nice in haiku

1.  What makes you think I dislike Haikus?

2.  YUO FORGOT THA NEXT TOPIC!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

QuoteBrethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that. Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars on the internet haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself. Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions. The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness. You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?
1 :P
2 :P
3  I agree that we are sticking too far apart, how's that for a next topic :wink:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
QuoteBrethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that. Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars on the internet haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself. Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions. The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness. You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?
1 :P
2 :P
3  I agree that we are sticking too far apart, how's that for a next topic :wink:

That doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anonymous

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThat doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.
Well, you can understand why I would think that from the way it was written, can't you?

I didn't write it
the poll sucked big time, for sure
Donkey Otay's fault

Next:  Why did Donk's poll suck so bad?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

that up there /\ was me, oops :(

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThat doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.
Well, you can understand why I would think that from the way it was written, can't you?

I didn't write it
the poll sucked big time, for sure
Donkey Otay's fault

Next:  Why did Donk's poll suck so bad?

1.  That depends.  Are you reading what I wrote, or what you expected me to write?  Notice the subtle difference.

2.  Donk is just fine.  It was the poll results, not the poll itself.  I gather that I have not been enough of a dick.  (That poll was also one of the two reasons I deleted my posts.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

1.  That depends.  Are you reading what I wrote, or what you expected me to write?  Notice the subtle difference.

2.  Donk is just fine.  It was the poll results, not the poll itself.  I gather that I have not been enough of a dick.  (That poll was also one of the two reasons I deleted my posts.)
I don't do subtle differences :lol: You were making fun of people who particiapte in certain subforums in general and some threads in particular which made it appear that you do not care for those said subforums and threads, you see?

No, I am pretty sure the poll sucked, there could have been better choices and more of them, I tried, but he's young and thinks he knows it all, hehehe :P

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
I don't do subtle differences :lol: You were making fun of people who particiapte in certain subforums in general and some threads in particular which made it appear that you do not care for those said subforums and threads, you see?

No, I am pretty sure the poll sucked, there could have been better choices and more of them, I tried, but he's young and thinks he knows it all, hehehe :P

1.  You're reading too much into it.  You should have stopped with: "You were making fun of people".

2.  No, I am pretty sure that the results are accurate.  Hate isn't the opposite of love, after all...indifference is.  Ergo, I shall have to make people hate me, which would be a step up, yes?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

My poll is better
I just posted it for you
can thank me later :wink:

next back to haikus

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyMy poll is better
I just posted it for you
can thank me later :wink:

next back to haikus

Better?

Again, I know a trick worth two of that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.