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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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gnimbley

It's not insurance,
It's a life time saving plan.
Betting you die last.

Next topic: Chef's love of the Oakland Raiders

~~~~Closed~~~~

Chef loves the oakland
raiders, because they give him
the butt sex he needs.

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Anonymous

Hotsuma, you ass
You forgot the next topic
stupid fucking prick!  :twisted:

next topic: FUCK YEAH!!

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Don't say fuck, cuz fuck
is the worst word you can say
fuck yeah, no .....Mmmmkay?

next topic:  I have some ideas for cures,
but no victims on which to experiment

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Marl Fublewonker

I've got a new cure,
But no one is sick enough,
I will infect them.

Next topic: Oscilation

Donkeyotay

A rotating fan
chopped off Dumeany's big toe
through oscilation

Next Topic: rubbing alcohol

LMNO

One time, at band camp,
After too much alcohol,
She began rubbing.



Here ya go: The death of giants

Weselina

once giants upon a time
now bones in the golden sun
history has begun

next topic: nightmares
always look on the bright side of life...

Charlemagne

I fear them
The things that scare
Please make them go

Next topic: Using school computers to chat during lessons
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

Horab Fibslager

haxor the security
so that i can chat with my pals
d'oh! the teacher busted me

next: clubbing baby seals
Hell is other people.

Rupert Giles

Clubbing Baby Seals.
An Honorable Pasttime
It doesn't grieve me.

Next:  A Haiku in Japanese, for Christ's sake.

Tiger

:D I am a mommy  :D
:D I am so very happy  :D
:D cause I'm a mommy  :D
Just keep swimming...

Horab Fibslager

hatori honzo
domo irigato
mr roboto!


next topic:
febreze
Hell is other people.

LMNO

What is that damn smell?
Puppies boiling in goat piss?
Where the hell is the febreze?



Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.

Charlemagne

Quote from: LMNO
Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.

Not my fault I don't understand English eough to do it right.

Then is this right?
I am very sorry
I do suck a this

Next topic - Yoghurt
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003