The Haiku Game

[gnimbley]

It's not insurance,
It's a life time saving plan.
Betting you die last.

Next topic: Chef's love of the Oakland Raiders

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Chef loves the oakland
raiders, because they give him
the butt sex he needs.

Next topic: how I forgot the next topic topic

[Anonymous]

Hotsuma, you ass
You forgot the next topic
stupid fucking prick!  

next topic: FUCK YEAH!!

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Don't say fuck, cuz fuck
is the worst word you can say
fuck yeah, no .....Mmmmkay?

next topic:  I have some ideas for cures,
but no victims on which to experiment

[Marl Fublewonker]

I've got a new cure,
But no one is sick enough,
I will infect them.

Next topic: Oscilation

[Donkeyotay]

A rotating fan
chopped off Dumeany's big toe
through oscilation

Next Topic: rubbing alcohol

[LMNO]

One time, at band camp,
After too much alcohol,
She began rubbing.



Here ya go: The death of giants

[Weselina]

once giants upon a time
now bones in the golden sun
history has begun

next topic: nightmares

[Charlemagne]

I fear them
The things that scare
Please make them go

Next topic: Using school computers to chat during lessons

[Horab Fibslager]

haxor the security
so that i can chat with my pals
d'oh! the teacher busted me

next: clubbing baby seals

[Rupert Giles]

Clubbing Baby Seals.
An Honorable Pasttime
It doesn't grieve me.

Next:  A Haiku in Japanese, for Christ's sake.

[Tiger]

I am a mommy  
I am so very happy  
cause I'm a mommy  

[Horab Fibslager]

hatori honzo
domo irigato
mr roboto!


next topic:
febreze

[LMNO]

What is that damn smell?
Puppies boiling in goat piss?
Where the hell is the febreze?



Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.

[Charlemagne]

Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.

Not my fault I don't understand English eough to do it right.

Then is this right?
I am very sorry
I do suck a this

Next topic - Yoghurt