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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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agent compassion

#1530
April 04, 2005, 12:21:50 AM
People call this fun?
Can't walk talk type or think straight
Good thing it was free

Next topic: Yahoo, MSN or AIM, which is your favorite for trolling?

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1531
April 04, 2005, 09:52:41 PM
damn you aim
shutting down every five min.
why can i not win


ok so not about trolling...close enough!!!!!

next topic: why my feet itch so much

East Coast Hustle

#1532
April 04, 2005, 10:12:15 PM
have you ever thought that
your feet would itch less if you
weren't standing in fire ants?

on deck: fuck the fucking Yankees, with a sharp fucking stick
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#1533
April 04, 2005, 10:56:51 PM
Fuck The Fucking Yanks
Fuck Them With Sharp Sticks All Day
They deserve death now.

Next Haiku:

Why Haikus rock.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Malaria test subject #777

#1534
April 04, 2005, 10:59:46 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosohave you ever thought that
your feet would itch less if you
weren't standing in fire ants?

on deck: fuck the fucking Yankees, with a sharp fucking stick
No thanks, yankee boy.
I will stick with this swarm of
blood sucking insects.

next up: Where are my car keys?
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

Malaria test subject #777

#1535
April 04, 2005, 11:00:26 PM
Whoops. I'm too slow. Next topic what he said.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.

Great Teacher Largo

#1536
April 04, 2005, 11:20:14 PM
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Whoops. I'm too slow. Next topic what he said.

I bow to you, sir.

/me bows.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

agent compassion

#1537
April 05, 2005, 01:48:46 AM
:cough:fucktheyankees:cough:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1538
April 05, 2005, 04:08:15 AM
haikus are awesome
because i fucking said so
no rhyming involved


next: why it is fun to stab people

agent compassion

#1539
April 05, 2005, 04:14:52 AM
Some have enough holes
While others need to be given
More ventilation.

8)

Next: Green Day vs. Blink 182

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1540
April 05, 2005, 04:58:12 AM
Blink vs. Green Day?
that's like having weaklings fight
to see who's lamer

next: how about Lemmy vs. Iggy?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO visiting

#1541
April 05, 2005, 05:17:05 AM
Lemmy and Iggy
Team up and destroy the world.
First stop: Good Charlotte!

East Coast Hustle

#1542
April 05, 2005, 05:25:07 AM
y'know, it's funny...I said to myself "self, even though it's midnight, somehow I know LMNO will be the one to answer this haiku"
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#1543
April 05, 2005, 02:06:00 PM
I'm good like that.


LMNO
-Is good like that.



PS - Next topic: Shold Cheap Trick be forgiven for their last albums due to their first album?

agent compassion

#1544
April 05, 2005, 05:43:14 PM
No.

::pockets the other 16 syllables::

Might need those later...

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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