The Haiku Game

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

emo hair is reall cool
dil use to have emo hair
and i want to ... him



next topic: why are my socks white when 90% of my other clothes are black/navy blue

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

emo hair is reall cool
dil use to have emo hair
and i want to ... him



next topic: why are my socks white when 90% of my other clothes are black/navy blue

white socks are needed
to wear with sandals and shorts
to look like a dork

next: why striped socks are the best

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

striped socks are the best
because they let the smell out
unlike the rest!!

next topic: why do my wrists ache?

[Zurtok Khan]

Teh Carpel Tunnnels
hast begun it's on you
Die now, emo boy.

Next:  Camping with Vikings who have lots of mead and large sharp axes  

[agent compassion]

When Thor says he wants
The last marshmallow, you better
Just give it to him.

Next topic: The warning label on the wart medicine

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Wild red hair flying
Large sharp axes chop down trees
Camping with Vikings

Lots of beer, not mead
Vikings? Check the DNA
Irish Viking Scots  

Sorry AC

Next topic: The warning label on the wart medicine

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

More than anything
I want to freeze genitals
No warts there

Just want to
Want to freeze my penis
Just for fun

Next Topic: You need much more fiber.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

More fiber please ma'am
I've got stone up my shit pipe
No more meat binges

Next up: Film at 11!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Do you have a stone?
Is this stone in your shit pipe?
synaptyx does, film at 11

exclusive coverage of shit stone
this shit stone will be removed from
syntaptyx ass, 11:00 exclusive footage!

next topic: Why Fnordiscordia sucks are writing Haikus and seldom pays attention to the rules of haiku writing.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Fnordiscordia has absolutely no talent,
He alleviates his boredom through haiku writing
God hates a bad haiku


Next topic: Why obese people don't understand why they have trouble attracting people.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Check the DNA
Irish Viking Scots  

/checks DNA - snap!

sorry, didn't mean to fuck the thread up.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Synaptix did not mean to
Was the thread fucked up?
Maybe it was from beginning

Next topic: Did Minoan civilization use breast implants? (see snake woman statue)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

The Minoans are so obscure
Breasticles hanging free
No breast implants in boobeee

Next topic: Goats.

[Iron Sulfide]

Randy Pan gets off
as two farm boys fuck the goat
and mama watches

Next Subject: The Liberal Jew Media Made Me Do It

[w00t! 1st post on page 111...that's worth a phony wish!]

[Zurtok Khan]

I eat no pig or horse!
Kosher salt, an early heat attack
Blame Joe Lieberman!

Next:  Where gummy bears rule the world