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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#2145
December 21, 2006, 10:09:17 AM
Turning the dial
to another sound
Dance a little

NT: frogmarching

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#2146
December 21, 2006, 10:17:34 AM
we will march on a
road of squashed frogs until our
new boots stop croaking

NT: fixing washing machines for ebook searchers
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Starship, take me

#2147
December 23, 2006, 05:37:13 PM
Molten lead spin cycle
Plus ten pounds Portland cement
Add wires and shit

NT:  Moammar Gaddafi's elite Amazonian bodyguard unit
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

P3nT4gR4m

#2148
December 23, 2006, 07:42:15 PM
Hail Libya
one tit for bow skills
tall ninja girls

NT: The ghost of Boris Yeltsin and his amazing prehensile penis

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bhode_Sativa

#2149
December 24, 2006, 10:49:57 AM
Haunting the Kremlin
Look out Reverend Roger!
What's that in your face?

Bhode_Sativa

#2150
December 24, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
Next topic, Escapism and Pursuit

The Good Reverend Roger

#2151
December 24, 2006, 10:50:56 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:49:57 AM
Haunting the Kremlin
Look out Reverend Roger!
What's that in your face?

No next topic.  You fucking retard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#2152
December 24, 2006, 09:18:57 PM
Roger is vicious
He can not let a grudge go
His hate makes me smile

NT:  :lol:
This space for rent.

Messier Undertree

#2153
December 24, 2006, 09:59:43 PM
Lulz, lolz, ha ha ha
This is teh funnay ha ha
hahahahaha

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever

P3nT4gR4m

#2154
December 24, 2006, 10:17:31 PM
Never saw it
but I do believe
it was the best

NT: Bleeding potheads for cheap resin

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#2155
December 24, 2006, 11:17:50 PM
Cut their stoner throats
Turn them upside down and fucking drain
Serve with fine glassware

NT: A crosshair on your 5th grade teacher's skull
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#2156
December 24, 2006, 11:53:23 PM
Something moving there
Disgruntled blue rinse old maid
Angry follicle

NT: Wish I was undead for christmas

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#2157
December 25, 2006, 12:04:54 AM
The Z-War marches
On through the wintery night
SillyCybin leads

NT: Breaking your teeth on a roasted chestnut.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hunter s.durden

#2158
December 25, 2006, 12:10:04 AM
An old tradition
Roast and then call the dentist
Who the fuck eats these?

NT - Choose your own topic
        My christmas gift to you bards
         Don't let it suck ass
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2159
December 25, 2006, 02:23:12 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 25, 2006, 12:10:04 AM


NT - Choose your own topic
        My christmas gift to you bards
         Don't let it suck ass

Scream Pierces the Night
Rog fucks Chinese finger trap
Maria saves the day.

NT:  A heart full of hate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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