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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Cramulus

#2235
February 19, 2007, 06:02:05 PM
Is the world ending?
Hell just froze over! And then
Cain, the poet, rests


Next Topic: Britney's Head

P3nT4gR4m

#2236
February 19, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
even shaved it's not likely
that we'll ever know
how empty it really is

NT: I just fucked the still twitching corpse of Minnie Mouse

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#2237
February 19, 2007, 06:58:44 PM
My steamboat willie
is all out of steam. Minnie:
sans animation



NT: Mickey's Reaction

P3nT4gR4m

#2238
February 19, 2007, 07:02:18 PM
is he a man or a mouse?
or seedy pervert?
see mickey spank his monkey

NT: plutonic friendship or bestiality

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

HunterRose

#2239
February 19, 2007, 10:34:10 PM
the man walked up with eager look
His rod in hand
the goat did scream in agony

Next Topic: who would win in a fight, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Howard the Duck, or Duck man

Sir Comrade Kenan

#2240
February 20, 2007, 02:06:18 AM
A Duck man, Duck man

how did you kick their asses?

With my awesome foot.


NT: Led Zeppelin/Godzilla/Saving the dolphins




PS:  Why did the 5-7-5 formula go away the last couple posts?
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

Sebastian Vittorio

#2241
February 20, 2007, 05:18:18 AM
The metal gods roar
A Japanese dinosaur
Woe poor sea mammals

To answer PS
I now must humbly suggest
Lrn 2 haiku n00b

Next Topic: Spelling words backwards for sexual pleasure

Sir Perineal

#2242
February 22, 2007, 07:49:39 AM
Fuck me, Palindrome
Poop sexes, deified nun
Your boob looks redder

NT: To crack one's dick
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~

hunter s.durden

#2243
February 22, 2007, 05:44:50 PM
Cracked the wang today
When I saw Haikus were back
Felix is weeping

NT: tiger fights crocodile!
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#2244
February 22, 2007, 11:10:39 PM
There's only so many ways
to tell the story
crocodillian loses

NT: Mr Durden - Back on da mic.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2245
February 23, 2007, 08:20:30 PM
Out of the nuthouse
Jumping back into the fray
Someone is gunna pay

NT: Armageddon through mindfuck
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#2246
February 23, 2007, 08:53:12 PM
Oh shit world war three
quick dude fire off the missiles
he fell for it lol

NT: best way to prepare a christian for feeding to pigs

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sebastian Vittorio

#2247
February 23, 2007, 10:30:32 PM
Rewatch Snatch my friend
starve them some and they will tear
through bones like butter

NT: cell phone, in your anus

P3nT4gR4m

#2248
February 23, 2007, 10:36:47 PM
Crazy frog says hi
but vibrating prostrate gland
says don't answer it

NT: Penile dementia

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

the other anonymous

#2249
February 25, 2007, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 23, 2007, 10:36:47 PM
Crazy frog says hi
but vibrating prostrate gland
says don't answer it

NT: Penile dementia

Insane cock posse
Seeks crazy pussy posse
I'm watching teevee!

NT: toa just killed a great topic
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