The Haiku Game

[AFK]

Hopping in the car
It's off to Poland I go
Nope, not THAT Poland.

NT:  wild card

[Cramulus]

After he's had a
few, Orson Scott Card always
cheats at Ender's Game


NT: Video games for elderly people

[Eve]

Now: Nintendo Wiis
installed in nursing homes to
exercise old folks

(srsly, look it up)

NT: 000 is a commie

[Richter]

Orange, the new Red.
You can see Warsaw twitching
Tulip -esque Kremlin

NT: Cinnamon

[AFK]

Jamaican me hot!
I am? But you are married.
That's a Sin (a) mon!

NT:  fail

[Bu🤠ns]

there once was a woman from calcutta
who tried to dance in some butta
losing her grip
she slopped and she slipped
and now her mouth's full of stutta

NT: vaseline

[AFK]

so, Jesus, don't want me
for a sunbeam, sunbeams are
not real like me

nt: don't expect me to cry

[Richter]

for all the reasons
I had to die, dont ever
ask your love of me.

NT: oh no, not me. I never lost control

[A.N. Other]

Oh, I have never
Lost control of my bladder
The other end, heh, well...

Subject: Castro's Retirement

[Cramulus]

You're face to face with
the man who sold the world
doo doo de doo doodledoo-doo

NT: david bowie fucks muppets

[Bu🤠ns]

AH! reboo, reboo!
fuzzy pressure down on me
yiff in space furfag

NT: What should i eat for dinner?

[Richter]

Haiku gets better
The crow, is it tasty?
Really, try the fish.

NT: Cucumbers

[AFK]

Good evening my dear,
I'm Dressing you with my eyes,
You look good in Ranch.

NT:  It's 3 a.m. What will you do?

[Cain]

3am eternal
KLF did once sing, adios
to your sampled songs

Next topic: the rise of China and Russia threatening US hegemony

[tyrannosaurus vex]

o falling empire
buy our debt and sorrow up
with debt and sorrow.

NT: Seven of Nine's boobs