The Haiku Game

[Churro the Viscous]

The new topic was
Omitted by The Striped One.
We can move on, though.

NT : Deerhoof

[e]

lies.  It was keeper entropic who omitted it, not me!  Mine was just herculean, nay! Nigh sysyphean.

[Cainad (dec.)]

lies.  It was keeper entropic who omitted it, not me!  Mine was just herculean, nay! Nigh sysyphean.

Not a haiku. Yuo lose five internets.


Upon the Deer foot
Two toes' keratin plating
Stepping through bear poop

NT: Ron Paulbots

[Bu🤠ns]

Peace by paece bi piece
sheds skins of lies letting slip
Clinton Eastwood

whittling

[e]

Between my fingers
A slow steady chk, chk, chk
A new form takes shape

topic: Sysyphus

[Churro the Viscous]

Crafty, horny man;
Now, dick rolls rock FOREVER.
Who's clever now, bitch?

NT : Malaclypse the Younger

[A.N. Other]

Carrying the sign
Bearing the word, prophet "Dumb"
But, know there is more

NT: Jesus, Buddha, and a Monkey

[Chairman Risus]

Jesus, Buddha and
monkey walk into a bar.
That's all i thought of.

NT: There in 30 minutes or it's free.

[AFK]

Yeah, that's what she said.
Of course in reality
I was good for 3.

NT:  entrails of tears

[Payne]

I shat tears because,
funny things were too funny,
Intestinal woe

NT: musician assassinations

[Richter]

A real deadly mix
Vocorders powered by herb
Hashassinated

NT: All holes are the same in the dark

[e]

No one can hear you
Screaming, "No! That's the wrong hole!"
When you are in space.

topic: International Space Station

[Cramulus]

No one can hear you
Screaming, "No! That's the wrong hole!"
When the com is off.

NT: Space Rape '98 (a video game I just made up)

[e]

I'll just pretend the above haiku is about the ISS.  Horrifying thought.

Space... The final rape.
You're on a five year mission!
Rape stuff and get points.

NT: PIIIIIGS IIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAACE

[Bu🤠ns]

In the distant space
Rodger Wilco goes to Jail
space tax expensive

teddy ruxbin

edit: dammit hold up

captain link hogthrob
gets caught in piggy's warp drive
they makin bacon

teddy ruxbin