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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

WOW
the boys a poet as well as awsome!!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaria test subject #777

No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


Malaul

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!

i seem to have made an impression :)
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Malaul

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!

i seem to have made an impression :)
::squishes you up inna bear hug:: MINE
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Lister

Most Obvious Be
Extreme Zen In Its Absence
Where Be Zenji At?
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Malaul

::nudges lister::we need a new topic for the next post
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!

i seem to have made an impression :)
::squishes you up inna bear hug:: MINE

:lol:
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Lister

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx::nudges lister::we need a new topic for the next post

Chinese Zombie Movies
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Malaul

b r a i n
maybe we can get dim sum
drag your left foot more




next topic

mushy couples from hell  (just kidding EVT adn TJ)
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Lister

*Smooch* *Hug* *g* *g* *g*
*g*  :oops:  *kisssssssssss* *Hug* *g* *g* *Hug*
*Hug*  :oops:  *g* *Smoooooch* *kisssssssssss*

Next Topic: Lack Of Munchies
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

Malaul

I want my fretos
where did my doretos go?
WHO ATE ALL MY FRIES!!!!



next topic - killing the fry eaters
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Guido Finucci

engineered good taste
the herd cannot resist them
fry eaters die slow



Next topic: Standing on one leg

Bella

how do they do that?
four hundred little bivalves
standing on one foot

next topic: calendars
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

nodaystowaste

cross out days
till the calender ends
the end of time

next subject is: dirty water
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"