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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Trollax

Storm Cell is coming
The power of mother earth
Pulled along by nodes

Next topic........................
Oracles and divination
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Tarot cards work best
with tequila or vodka
No? Well, you're still drunk.

Next topic: Haiku
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Hey! That's not Haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!


Next topic: Kitty Litter
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Kitty litter is
Tasty when topping ice cream
Crunchy and low fat


Next Topic: Purity Guaranteed

 
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"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Guido Finucci

fields of blood and pain
covered by falling white snow
it's guaranteed pure

Next Topic: Stupid Management

Trollax

My boss is an ass
And he just cut our budget
I can't work like this

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NEXT TOPIC............................
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An Iron cow

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Iron cows go 'moo'
in metallic doom voices.
They're eating cowboys.


Next topic: Hair Cheese
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Guido Finucci

Hair Cheese is furry
it melts poorly on toasties
and sticks between teeth


Next topic:
Wet bamboo

Abou-Jesus

Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?

Malaul

Quote from: Abou-JesusBamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?
keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Abou-JesusBamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?
keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT
Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes.
It works great. :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Guido Finucci

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great. :twisted:

My begging fell on deaf ears.

Bella

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great. :twisted:

My begging fell on deaf ears.
:(  :(  :(
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Abou-Jesus

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxoh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path

What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?