The Haiku Game

[Trollax]

Storm Cell is coming
The power of mother earth
Pulled along by nodes

Next topic........................
Oracles and divination
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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Tarot cards work best
with tequila or vodka
No? Well, you're still drunk.

Next topic: Haiku

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hey! That's not Haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!


Next topic: Kitty Litter

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Kitty litter is
Tasty when topping ice cream
Crunchy and low fat


Next Topic: Purity Guaranteed

[Guido Finucci]

fields of blood and pain
covered by falling white snow
it's guaranteed pure

Next Topic: Stupid Management

[Trollax]

My boss is an ass
And he just cut our budget
I can't work like this

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NEXT TOPIC............................
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An Iron cow

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Iron cows go 'moo'
in metallic doom voices.
They're eating cowboys.


Next topic: Hair Cheese

[Guido Finucci]

Hair Cheese is furry
it melts poorly on toasties
and sticks between teeth


Next topic:
Wet bamboo

[Abou-Jesus]

Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?

[Malaul]

Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?

keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT

[Bella]

Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?

keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT

Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes.
It works great.

[Malaul]

oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path

[Guido Finucci]

Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great.

My begging fell on deaf ears.

[Bella]

Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great.

My begging fell on deaf ears.

   

[Abou-Jesus]

oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path

What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?