The Haiku Game

[riff]

if you can't see them,
then the fnords will not eat you.
watch tv, human.


next: (wild card)

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Flipping through the air
Trail of tell-tale crumbs, 'Wild Card'
Ate all the pretzels

Next Topic:
You What?

[Bella]

You what? Shame, Bella!
Poor Duchess dropped on precious
little pointed head.

Next topic:
Betty Boop

[Malaul]

betty sweet betty
how the girls adore you with
your boop boop be doop


next topic
bodily functions

[B23.77]

Natural body
Stink, grime, filth, crap, fuck, piss, snot
Fills the room with love.

Next topic: Barney

[Malaul]

love is a dirty trick
where kindness is now poison
and lies are common


next topic:
wolfgang puck

[Malaul]

STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC DOXXO
thats three time sIve hadda ro do that!!!!

[Malaul]

barney is purple
shoes have more IQ than him
shoot barney, for me



next topic

splinters

[B23.77]

Just got a splinter
Crucifixion sized splinter
The size of a tree!

Next topic: Batman

[Malaul]

holy cow batman
you look so nice in those tights
even better without



NT -

hello kitty

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Who'd win in a fight
Between a bat, a robin,
and Michael Jackson?

Next Topic: I am the monkey. I can go anywhere.

[demon seed #three]

yes i'm a monkey
it's true i take a poo
away from the zoo

next topic
girls named gina

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Went to a topless
Bar- Gina was best, for she
Was the only girl!

Next Topic: B. D. Joe from Crazy Taxi

[Trollax]

*stop thread*

Finally summer
Flu season at last over
Thanks to benadryl

*Start thread*

Next topic: Autumn/Fall

[Pope Pompous Pilot]

The rake scrapes the lawn
Pile toss'd about by the wind
I hate the @&#%$ fall


next topic: hurricanes