The Haiku Game

[Bella]

Drawing down the moon
and coloring it in with
crayons and magic.

next topic: hot chocolate

[drjon]

Fetching milk and cocoa box,
warm wind blows in through window
past boiling kettle.

next: Fake Santas

[SMFabal]

Seasonal spirit?
Hell! Comercialization
is a fake Santa.

Next: Anime Heros

[Malaul]

set us up the bombs
your base are belong to us
Make your time. The End.


(does that count as Anime?)

next topic
Spaghetti

[drjon]

Inside, the aircon
chills my feet. I pad to the
fridge for the pasta.

next: missing someone, although they're with you.

[SMFabal]

I shot too damn high!
Goddammit all to fucking hell
Always too damn high!

next: redneck weddings

[Horab Fibslager]

i really fucking hate rent
you know we can lynch the landlord
you know we can man



next:this elephant in my pajamas

[Horab Fibslager]

well i made that one on account of the now dissapeared post that was here just moments ago, with the next oen being rent...

[B23.77]

Elephant tights are
all mixed up in the missing
redneck wedding dress.

Next topic: honeymoon

[Horab Fibslager]

honey moon in vegas
gonna get soem poon and watch cartoons
this is not a good haiku

next: thigns that burst out of your chest and run around

[Malaul]

ALIENS!! oh dear
ruin my shirt and dinner
Chest bursters are great





NEXT
DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous]

Spend the entire
day staggering: realise
i am still drunk.

next: midnight smoke

[Horab Fibslager]

smoke a big fat doobie
typing with boxing gloves is fun
nobody can read my great stoner wisdom



next: killer avacoadoes take revenge!!!

[riff]

argh! help! get away!
i can't stand that shade of green!
guacamole?? noooooooo!


next: tentacle rape

[Malaul]

ghastly's ghastly joke
tentacle rape anyone?
POKE POKE SLOBBER POKE


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