The Haiku Game

[Triple Zero]

TI WON THIS GAME
BY COMBINING SYLLABLES
IN FIVE SEVEN FIVE

NT: END / OF / THREAD

[Payne]

End of Thread? NEVER!
Fail upon fail without end
Till the forum dies.

NT: Why n00bs love the Haike thread and the Memebomb thread so much

[Bu🤠ns]

no 3-word-story
no prior poster praising
noobs:

nt: 

[e]

My magic mittens:
The fingers are a bit stuck;
I wave, they punch me.

NT: new approach to learning

[AFK]

Your mind is fallow
The old way is quite shallow
This way to follow

nt:  desperation

[Richter]

A building corner?
A dumpster, bush, or stretch limo?
Wherever! Must Pee!

NT: Strangulatory holiday decor

[Cramulus]

garroting tinsel
to any unwanted guests
wreaths: choking hazard


NT: Disposing of the bodies on a gray Christmas morning

[Bu🤠ns]

damn, half ton lady
shoulda fixxd grandma's treadmill
for christmas last year

nt: monkeywrenching

[Richter]

Applying Physics,
No plastic applicator
It's not a tampon.

NT: Schedule 5 containment for rouge freethinkers.

[AFK]

Hey, Sound the Alarm.
This boy has breached the thought zone.
And he has blush on. 

nt:  Satan trolls Jesus' Blog. 

[Cramulus]

Your coverage of
the pope's visit to New York
was highly biased


NT: Jesus trolls the PD Blog

[e]

Hey, Sound the Alarm.
This boy has breached the thought zone.
And he has blush on. 

[AFK]

Your coverage of
the pope's visit to New York
was highly biased


NT: Jesus trolls the PD Blog

EggGASM, clever
Well, I will fill mine with the
drought and pestilence.

nt:  door to door salesman selling doors. 

[Cramulus]

Hey! Buy this door! It's
axe proof. Unlike your last door.
(Sorry about that)




NT: Prank Call Abe Lincoln

[Cain]

Hi this is General
Grant from the front. Now tell me
what you're wearing, sexy

NT

Electric Six's influence on modern architecture