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Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2760
May 13, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 13, 2008, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Pataphoros on May 13, 2008, 02:27:09 PM
A susurrus of wild wind
Rushing past my face
Gee, the Earth is getting close...

Next: Armadillos

heh, it's an inside-out haiku. 

Normally I'd pretend I meant to do that, but in this case we'll chalk it up to the as yet untouched coffee sitting in front of me.
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

e

#2761
May 13, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Bony armoured shell
You think you are immortal?
Cars beg to differ.

NT: Knucles the Echidna

e

#2762
May 15, 2008, 06:26:13 PM
Alas, misspellings!
My poor typing killed this thread.
I'm a threadocide.

NT: adding -cide to things to create nonsense words

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2763
May 15, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 15, 2008, 06:26:13 PM
Alas, misspellings!
My poor typing killed this thread.
I'm a threadocide.

NT: adding -cide to things to create nonsense words

You spilled my last beer
Now you will be arrested
Held for brewicide

Next: Malapropism
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2764
May 15, 2008, 06:35:53 PM
The silly labels
May sometimes be confusing
when counting haiku

Next: Endocrinology
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Daruko

#2765
May 15, 2008, 11:44:08 PM
No nuts? You're in luck.
Extract of testes- Vwa-La!
Functions of hormones.

NT: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

e

#2766
May 15, 2008, 11:52:05 PM
Heard of this disease?
It is facetiously long.
Use "Silicosis"

NT: Richard Gere

Daruko

#2767
May 15, 2008, 11:56:05 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 15, 2008, 11:52:05 PM
Heard of this disease?
It is facetiously long.
Use "Silicosis"

NT: Richard Gere
:mittens:

Chairman Risus

#2768
May 16, 2008, 06:15:16 PM
Who cares about Gere?
I thought he had died by now.
Better work on that...


NT:  Things you should not put in a toaster

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2769
May 16, 2008, 06:22:54 PM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 16, 2008, 06:15:16 PM
Who cares about Gere?
I thought he had died by now.
Better work on that...


NT:  Things you should not put in a toaster

Forks and knives and spoons
Don't belong in a toaster
Neither do your balls.

Next: Things that look like the Virgin Mary
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

e

#2770
May 16, 2008, 06:24:26 PM
Shaved my testicles,
Hair fell on the floor; and lo!
The Mother's image!

NT: colorblindness

Richter

#2771
May 16, 2008, 08:10:30 PM
Red Green and the Blue?
Thanks to Nigel and Trip 0,
I can't see orange.

NT: Things you do with your hand.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2772
May 16, 2008, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 16, 2008, 08:10:30 PM
Red Green and the Blue?
Thanks to Nigel and Trip 0,
I can't see orange.

NT: Things you do with your hand.

Pounding away with
great vigor until it comes
in spurts.  Mmm, ketchup.

Next: Palindromes
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Jasper

#2773
May 17, 2008, 12:13:36 AM
Speaking as a mom,
the word palindrome
ain't a palindrome.

Chairman Risus

#2774
May 17, 2008, 01:07:54 AM
Felix broke haikus
He did not leave a next topic
Now, bring me his head.

NT: Decapitation
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