The Haiku Game

[Chairman Risus]

Too bad for Zaidi
Make him sit in jail barefoot
I'm keeping the shoes

NT:  Why haiku thread will never die.

[Eve]

Five-seven-five is
a fairly simple structure.
Easy is fun! Duh.

NT: covered in snow

[leln]

I shoveled again
But precipitation won
Where the fuck's my car?


NT: gift wrapping

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Here is your present
Slim Shady and Fifty Cent
Happy Holidays!

NT: Caroling

[Iason Ouabache]

Trudging through the snow.
What the fuck is a wassail?
We may never know

NT: Frostbite

[Richter]

The gun to his head
Jack's mouth went down on Frosty
For revenge, he bit.

NT: Rudolph's luminescent condition.

[dontblameyoko]

his scarlet nose shines
too brightly for my puppy
who is now blinded



NT: Paris (the city, please)

[Alfred Rhazi]

About some people in my class whom I usually regard as sane and respectable human beings:

They thought she was weird.
So they threw a chair at her.
Then they laughed. The fuck?

[fomenter]

the french surrender
Paris named for a coward
see a connection

NT new year

[dontblameyoko]

this is the new year
only on Gregorian
calendars--Greg what?

NT: cats with dreadlocks

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I-tal tuna, son
And Catnip in Babylon
Cats get Irie mon

NT: scrotal flux

[3D3N]

Indifferent Betty's
Strangly writhing sacks of fun
Could it be maggots?

(NT: Paedophilic Copraphagy)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Indifferent Betty's
Strangly writhing sacks of fun
Could it be maggots?

(NT: Paedophilic Copraphagy)

Kids and a Sippy
seems to be worse, by far, than
Two Girls And One Cup

NT: Lewd Popsicles

[Richter]

Cold wet XXX
White Women, Huge Fudgesicles
See rocket pops blow.

NT: Tragic Muppet deaths

[indifferent betty]

alas, poor beaker,
experiments with a bomb,
still on an arab.

NT: Victory over communism