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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #150 on: May 14, 2009, 06:04:32 am »
nailed it in one, Robert Tilton. its been a few years but i recognized the name the second i saw it..

 :lulz:  that guy has given me hours of entertainment
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #151 on: May 15, 2009, 03:42:04 am »
nailed it in one, Robert Tilton. its been a few years but i recognized the name the second i saw it..

 :lulz:  that guy has given me hours of entertainment

His meltdown in the 90s was LEGENDARY.
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #152 on: May 15, 2009, 04:32:04 am »

the talking in tongues always gave me the impression the schizophrenia was on the edge of taking over and he was about to give in and roll with that shit ..

 what was the break down? i missed it. any links to see it?
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #153 on: May 15, 2009, 04:38:50 am »

the talking in tongues always gave me the impression the schizophrenia was on the edge of taking over and he was about to give in and roll with that shit ..

 what was the break down? i missed it. any links to see it?

Basically, he woke up one night screaming that he was the pope, threw his wife down a flight of stairs (amazingly, she was not seriously injured), and ran down the street naked shrieking that rats were eating his brains.  He then disappeared for a few years, and came back on BET, peddling miracle water like nothing ever happened.

There's a million sources, some good, some not-so-good.  Just google "robert tilton meltdown".

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #154 on: May 15, 2009, 04:54:42 am »
it couldn't have happened to a better man  :lulz: 

i will look it up
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #155 on: May 15, 2009, 05:44:08 am »
he went nuts  :D.. i wish he had done it on camera  :lulz:
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #156 on: October 10, 2011, 09:34:13 pm »
Bump.

Because I miss Robert Tilton.

But not Fomentor.
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #157 on: March 01, 2019, 06:56:00 pm »
Bump.

Because I miss Robert Tilton.

But not Fomentor.

Still don't miss Fomentor.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #158 on: March 01, 2019, 06:59:52 pm »
Bump.

Because I miss Robert Tilton.

But not Fomentor.

Still don't miss Fomentor.

He was the guy who decided to start stinking up the forum for a moderator position at the Church of Google, right?

Yeah, I dont miss him either. I do miss the lols when I saw his crummy little kingdom turn to mulch at his feet, leaving him nowhere to go.
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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #159 on: March 31, 2019, 04:48:24 pm »
That was an interesting read. Is BMW still around? If so I've read just a tiny smidge about epigenetics and I know for a fact I didn't get much from it, and what I thought I understood was actually horse-shit... guess it's lazy to ask for someone smart to spell it out for me, I should probably tear through a bazillion words trying to parse it and come out actually understanding less.

It keeps coming up in the news from time to time, with some very interesting implications.

EDIT: Also, I haven't really checked this forum in ages... can someone please summarize what happened with the mulch kingdom?

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2019, 05:07:44 pm »
That was an interesting read. Is BMW still around? If so I've read just a tiny smidge about epigenetics and I know for a fact I didn't get much from it, and what I thought I understood was actually horse-shit... guess it's lazy to ask for someone smart to spell it out for me, I should probably tear through a bazillion words trying to parse it and come out actually understanding less.

It keeps coming up in the news from time to time, with some very interesting implications.

EDIT: Also, I haven't really checked this forum in ages... can someone please summarize what happened with the mulch kingdom?

BMW, aka Kai, is around from time to time.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #161 on: April 01, 2019, 03:29:40 pm »
Least Fit Monkey theory reminds me of a rule of the corporate world - that people get promoted to their highest level of incompetence.

They give you an easy job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted etc etc etc

eventually, you reach a level where you're struggling

because you don't excel at that job, you stop getting promoted and land there forever

Therefore, corporations are loaded up with people that suck ass at their jobs.

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #162 on: April 01, 2019, 03:46:28 pm »
Least Fit Monkey theory reminds me of a rule of the corporate world - that people get promoted to their highest level of incompetence.

They give you an easy job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted
to a slightly harder job, you can handle it, you get promoted etc etc etc

eventually, you reach a level where you're struggling

because you don't excel at that job, you stop getting promoted and land there forever

Therefore, corporations are loaded up with people that suck ass at their jobs.

The Peter principle, I have seen it. But there is a modifier, that sometimes these jobs are hard for anyone to handle and that anyone promoted into it would have a comparable level of incompetence, it's not that people wind up in jobs they suck at, its just that a lot of higher level jobs are sucky.

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Re: Rev Roger's Least Fit Monkey Theory:
« Reply #163 on: April 01, 2019, 04:03:03 pm »
I always got stuck at ground-level employee. I mean, I've been handed odd tasks like, "Train this entire team"... but I never got a promotion out of it, nor did I want one.

EDIT: I guess it's like Bruce Lee used to say, a belt is just something to hold your pants up.