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Started by rygD, March 11, 2007, 05:10:47 PM

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Lies

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#61
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:07:38 AM
ok, so your just a dick and your the dick so we learn not to argue with dicks....

Um, no.

You see, once RBG and I tried, with the input of the board in general, to write users guides for noobs, so you wouldn't poop behind the furniture or otherwise make asses of yourselves, telling the same tired shit to people who have heard it all before.

But you never read them.  None of you do.

So you get TGRR, Welcome Wagon Bastard.  My job is to divert your stupid bullshit away from productive conversations, at least until you have some inkling of what has been said 10,000 times since 2002.  Oh, and - if you're a TOTAL asshole - I drive you away with the help of a few others...and believe me, I am far more persistent than you are.  It's almost creepy, kinda like OCD.

Now, this may all sound fascist or autocratic.  Too fucking bad.  You'll appreciate it if you figure shit out, because YOU won't have dumbfucks crawling all over your posts telling you what the Goddess told them, while you're discussing high asshattery with your friends.  And if you DON'T figure shit out, then you're yesterday's fish, and we forget all about you.

I hope that clears things up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?

When you can learn to stop thinking like an adolescent primate, let us know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

What the hell ever happened to the :yawn: emoticon?  I think Lauren nuked it when she upgraded the board.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:

It's uncanny, isn't it?

I think there's a rant in there, you know?  About the weird similarity among self-taught proto-Discordians.  Sort of like, they know they're supposed to separate from the primate herd, but can't quite figure out how.

And when you try to tell them, they take that as a threat to their chances of getting female primates (weird, but the brain is pretty much wired weird), and then they start hopping up and down and hooting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

guest7654

I would love to seperate from the herd but tehy surround me.

and no

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.

You'll get over it.  We already have.  Except MGD (mechanically separated chicken), but he's just mad that we had all our funny without him.  Serves him right, though, because he doesn't go on bombing runs anymore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:24:54 AM
I would love to seperate from the herd but tehy surround me.

and no

There's a quote function, Spanky.  It's there for a reason.

TGRR,
Knows that there's a difference between "Chaos,Ñ¢" and "incoherence".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654


Lies

Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
onslaughts are cool.  And ok, I guess.  But my name isn't rzasthole for no reason.  I need to be an asshole sometimes.  And I have figured that out.  I just said that with the sole purpose of pissing you off.

:argh!:

The pain, the pain...

Once, when I was young and dumb, I drank most of a 5th of really, really cheap tequila.

My friends videotaped the party.

I watched the videotape.

I almost moved to another town.

Is that how you feel right now?
I feel like I need a few more good whacks with something blunt and spiky just to dull the pain of my previous idiocy.

Actaully, to clarify, I still *feel* that I am an idiot, but I'm pretty aware of this now, and want to learn to be a better asshatter.
I've got a lot to learn... and I'm learning alot fast by watching other idiots post like me.
So maybe this is some warped bessing in disguise.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
i wouldnt waste my precious time doing such things, even if I thought you were all pedophile, terrorists.  And how am I being stupid?  For given back a little shit talking?
You're being stupid because you are acting just like I was, and it fucking hurts watching you type this stuff because I have to look at it and go "Oh fuck I really did sound like that, arrrrfggffgfg" :argh!:

It's uncanny, isn't it?

I think there's a rant in there, you know?  About the weird similarity among self-taught proto-Discordians.  Sort of like, they know they're supposed to separate from the primate herd, but can't quite figure out how.

And when you try to tell them, they take that as a threat to their chances of getting female primates (weird, but the brain is pretty much wired weird), and then they start hopping up and down and hooting.
I think there should be some sort of special programme for rehabilitation of self-taught proto-Discordians.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!