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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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LMNO

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: FnordiscordiaYeah   :(  I wouldn't have even asked if I knew you were a pirate, that's like asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas... wait, that is asking a pirate if pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Exactly :P

Part of me feels sorry for you, but the other evil pirate part, just feels "mwahahaha! Avast me hearties."

Just so y'all know, Bella is never wrong.

Never.

So there.

agent compassion

Dear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bob the Mediocre

Visit New York and help me pick garlic. It's not that hard. I promise.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

agent compassion

If I had a way to get to New York, sure.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

Quote from: agent compassionDear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?
Dear AC,

There's actually a really good chance you'll get that job. I think you might have to come back for a second interview or to meet someone who won't be at the first interview. But dont' be discouraged if that happens, k? The outcome card is the Strength card - which is totally awesome and means you win.   :D
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: agent compassionDear Bella,

I have applied for god knows how many jobs this week. Tomorrow I have an interview. Is there any way in hell I'm actually going to get this job?

Last I checked, I wasn't Bella, but my advice is to act like you know everything and maybe read that one rant Roger made on resumes (best post evar). People always seem to sell themselves short. Research the company too, the more you know about them the more impressed they will be. I could just be preaching to the choir here though.


P.S. Ninjas > Pirates

agent compassion

Thanks Bella!

Where's Roger's rant on resumes then?

Ah. Foundit.

AC,
Encouraged :D

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Bella

Cool. I'm sure you'll do a wonderful job on the interview tomorrow.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Guido Finucci

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe only effective method I've ever found for stopping someone from running away with their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim is to turn the tables a bit. My own method is ...

Thank you Bella. This is good advice. I will have fun finding new and unusal ways to hi-jack the conversation back again not be even a little bit afraid.

Bella

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe only effective method I've ever found for stopping someone from running away with their own issues and playing the passive aggressive victim is to turn the tables a bit. My own method is ...

Thank you Bella. This is good advice. I will have fun finding new and unusal ways to hi-jack the conversation back again not be even a little bit afraid.
You're welcome, Guido. Have fun :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

Dear Bella,

Will you ever forgive me for not having done for you what I said I would????
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bella

Quote from: Christ RawDear Bella,

Will you ever forgive me for not having done for you what I said I would????
Dear Christ Raw,

Of course. You can't rush art, CR. 8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

agent compassion

Nailed the tests, nailed the interview. Almost there. :D

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Mangrove

Quote from: agent compassionNailed the tests, nailed the interview. Almost there. :D

woo hoo!

tea?  8)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

agent compassion

Tea? Oh yes. Iced if you have it....it's over 90 today I think....and me in a 3-piece suit  :shock:  

::sits back, kicks off uncomfortable shoes and cranks up the jukebox::

Hehe....checkout the Scrid....I didn't know you could even fit a kiddie pool behind the bar, much less an umbrella...

:D

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon