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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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Bella

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

How do we get rid of fundamentalists? This has been irking me for some time. I thought about mass murder but that will not do, it only encourages them.
So true, the last thing in the world they need is more martyrs.

I have to go put my thinking cap on about this one. I'll get back to you.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

It's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Bella

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaIt's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'
Darling! You're so incredibly brilliant!
Here's your answer, Hugh.....drop the Fucking 'F-bomb' on the fundies and they'll exploder fer sher.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

They're never quite the same after that

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Bella

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaThey're never quite the same after that
Problem is they were never quite the same to begin with either.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

True true............

Demon seed #three just declared may 7th as
'Happy Fucking False Apology Day''

and May 6th as 'Happy Fucking Too Tired to See You Dear Day'

and May 8th as 'Happy Fucking May 8th'

sounds like she's having a bad week also

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


chaosgraves:agentoferis

let's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

illusion

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferislet's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
:twisted:  :lol:  :twisted:

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferislet's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)
:twisted:  :lol:  :twisted:

:roll: are we supposed to buy "let´s be greatful someone fucked"-day presents: like:

- a framed condom with a card saying "have a nice fuck"

- a gift-certificat to visit the sheep on shetland isles

- kidnap someones wife/husband, giftwrap him/her and give her/him back to owner
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

::Begins F-Bomb preparations::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

illusion


Trollax

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Begins F-Bomb preparations::

Gonna drop that thing on utah?

The Good Reverend Roger

Dear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Guido Finucci

Eventually you'll run out of neighbours and have to shift.

Bella

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.
Dear Roger,

We can lend you Debbil Squerril. That's what works for us.
You can sit back and eat the chips and let her do what she does best.
This child is diabolical and will make their lives living hell until they give up and move away.

Otherwise, darn! I have a hard time resisting potato chips myself.
I guess the answer is not to start in the first place.

Yours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here