Ask Bella

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

How do we get rid of fundamentalists? This has been irking me for some time. I thought about mass murder but that will not do, it only encourages them.

So true, the last thing in the world they need is more martyrs.

I have to go put my thinking cap on about this one. I'll get back to you.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

It's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'

[Bella]

It's simple really...........................just drop the Fucking 'F-bomb'

Darling! You're so incredibly brilliant!
Here's your answer, Hugh.....drop the Fucking 'F-bomb' on the fundies and they'll exploder fer sher.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

They're never quite the same after that

[Bella]

They're never quite the same after that

Problem is they were never quite the same to begin with either.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

True true............

Demon seed #three just declared may 7th as
'Happy Fucking False Apology Day''

and May 6th as 'Happy Fucking Too Tired to See You Dear Day'

and May 8th as 'Happy Fucking May 8th'

sounds like she's having a bad week also

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

let's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)

[illusion]

let's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)

   

[Den Sorte Dragen]

let's be greatful that someone fucked day... ( this year it happens to be mothers day)

   

are we supposed to buy "let´s be greatful someone fucked"-day presents: like:

- a framed condom with a card saying "have a nice fuck"

- a gift-certificat to visit the sheep on shetland isles

- kidnap someones wife/husband, giftwrap him/her and give her/him back to owner

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

::Begins F-Bomb preparations::

[illusion]

::Ducks::

[Trollax]

::Begins F-Bomb preparations::

Gonna drop that thing on utah?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.

[Guido Finucci]

Eventually you'll run out of neighbours and have to shift.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

I have an overwhelming urge to stabbinate my neighbors.  Problem is, it's like eating potato chips.  Once you start, how do ya stop?

Yours in perpetual zombiness,
The Good Reverend.

Dear Roger,

We can lend you Debbil Squerril. That's what works for us.
You can sit back and eat the chips and let her do what she does best.
This child is diabolical and will make their lives living hell until they give up and move away.

Otherwise, darn! I have a hard time resisting potato chips myself.
I guess the answer is not to start in the first place.

Yours in gratitude for the Screaming Yahoos Series,
Bella