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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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Malaul

I think it reflects my lack of coffee
or something
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

gnimbley

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

And how does the lack of coffee make you feel?

Rev Thwack

I'm pretty sure that I can safely answer that one for her by saying "tired"
My balls itch...

Malaul

cracked out might be better
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

::gives Malaul a super mocha double coffee::

::breaks into random song and dance with DS::

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


Malaul

=========ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

illusion

Shrinks make me nervous, gnimbley.

Always pretending to take notes when they're really only drawing strange
and/or obscene little doodlings.

:::::wanders off mumbling to herself:::::

"Notes? Notes? I'll give that gnome something to take notes about alright." :twisted:

gnimbley

::scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, Illusion, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble::

Bella

Uh Oh. Illusion is easily irritated, gnome.
I'm afraid she may have to yank your therapy license.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

illusion

:::::takes out her biggest pair of scissors and prepares to cut up the gnome's therapy license:::::

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: illusion:::::takes out her biggest pair of scissors and prepares to cut up the gnome's therapy license:::::

::sneaks up and takes scissors and stabs prairie squid::

::runs away::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

illusion

:::::taps her fingers and thinks:::::



:::::borrows blowtorch and prepares to incinerate the gnome's license instead:::::

gnimbley

::hires the Clay Henry to put out the blow torch with his fireman hose::

::gets new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License on indestructable paper::

Malaria test subject #777

Quote from: gnimbley::hires the Clay Henry to put out the blow torch with his fireman hose::

::gets new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License on indestructable paper::

:steals new copy of Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License while gnome is busy writing:
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


Malaul

::sits back to watch what happens next::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock