Ask Bella

[Bella]

Dear Bella,
      Am I a Pushover?

Nope, why do you ask?

[Trollax]

Dear Bella,
      Am I a Pushover?

Nope, why do you ask?

Just feeling kind of weak and ineffectual lately.

[Bella]

Well, that's not how other people perceive you.

[Trollax]

Well, that's not how other people perceive you.

Always nice to know. But do they percieve me as the sort of person who takes over countries and hodls the world to ransom? I think my image needs more tweaking.

[illusion]

Why in the world would you want people to view you that way, Trollax?
You don't have to have world domination in order to prove to people
that you aren't a pushover.

[gnimbley]

He dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?

[Rev Thwack]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

[gnimbley]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

[Malaul]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

::snick::

[gnimbley]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::

[Malaul]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::

patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,

[Rev Thwack]

You know, I always thought that one of the strongest motivators for trollax was his imense desire to be accepted as an equal by members of the opposite sex... and I don't mean an equal as in equal human being, but I mean an equal more of in a "one of the girls" type. At first I thought it odd that a heterosexual male would try to place himself like that.... cross-dressing and all, but as I look at it, things start to make more sense. I knew about his abandonment issues from when his mother left him, and I knew that his travels thru the seedy underbelly of the male prostitution ring that his father sold him to at the age of 8 had a deep impact on him, but I hadn't quite realized that his constant submission to men unwilling to admit or accept their homosexualy had left him unable to express his true and repressed sexual desired. I just want to let you know, Trollax, that although you are gay, we still accept you as a unique and interesting individual. Now, if you would please take off the tiara and put the handbag down, we can end this.

[gnimbley]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::

patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,

Get you dog a boner. (or breath mints, either will work.)

[Malaul]

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

Really? That's interesting. Do go on.

::checks billing clock. Only Thirty-five more minutes of this lunatic and I get a bathroom break.::

::snick::

::snack (hmmm, cheese...)::

patty whack, shes likes it when you do that,,,

Get you dog a boner. (or breath mints, either will work.)

This old man came Rolling home  (he likes the E)

[gnimbley]

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

Does the feeling that your life is just like a Broadway musical account for these sudden outbursts of singing, or is this a sign of disrooted hostility towards dogs?