Dear Bella: The John Wayne Rant keeps bouncing around in my head, getting bigger and bigger, and the fucking thing won't come out. I now have a dented out forehead, radiation burns, and strange growths on my neck.
Either this one's gonna be a doozy, or my head will explode like in the movie Scanners. Either way, I'm happy...BUT:
Is it polite to have your head detonate in public?