We Start Where You Stopped

[LHX]

you read everything you needed to read in the title



when you back off, we press on


and then we dont even judge you



we do what we do with style and finesse
and in comparison to you it is like a cheetah compared to a snail in terms of speed

some people make the point that the world needs snails - which is true


so maybe we should be thanking those snails for their slowness that allows us to be the dynamic, shape-shifting, ADD-fueled icons that you see are responsible for the content on these forums


who knew so much could be packed into a font on a monitor?

trail it back

your internet browser
your CPU
your data port
your internet service provider
all the way back to us on the other end pounding keys with authority


godzilla with a laptop


huge people


you hear the sound of thunder when finger touches keyboard



the type of people that do things that matter IN A UNIVERSE WHERE NOTHING MATTERS


hit rewind if you didnt get it




the advanced technology:
the egos are detachable - like any good tool


imagine the farmer with a shovel glued to his arms
or a carpenter with his hammers attached to his hand


it doesnt make sense to hold so tightly to your tools


so we dont




we have been wrong so many times that we have been given the privilege of being right on occasion
(with the plot twist of never knowing when those occasions are)


to know the virtue of being bad IN A GOOD WAY
instead of being good in a bad way



we smell bullshit when it is still in the bull

and the bull gets 50 posts to get it out of its system




we are so good at what we do that we have to make a conscious attempt at not congratulating ourselves at how good we are at everything

[AFK]

we smell bullshit when it is still in the bull

a meme-bomb if ever I smelled one. 

[LMNO]

Ok, sometimes we're a little judgemental, and a tad self-congratulatory.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Move to alter the forum layout so the news section takes up about 3/4 of the page. 

[LHX]

Ok, sometimes we're a little judgemental, and a tad self-congratulatory.

heathen


Cain: ban this n00b

he obviously cannot stand up in this elite forum where everything any of the regular posters post is the greatest thing ever posted