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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 28, 2007, 08:16:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 28, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
Originally posted January 23, 2003

Brothers, Sisters, and Others,

I speak to you (or rather write to you) tonight about the dangers of backsliding...For are there not those who go about quoting the Principia and St Wilson the Obscure; and do so having forgotten the message behind those glib words?

To be a discordian is far more than rote memorization of an author's words... It is, in essence, one of the few remaining ways in which a person might be free. To lapse into dogma and the random spouting of anothers word is to deny that freedom! Can I get an "Amen"?

In this new decade, our rights are stripped from us inch by inch, and day by day. We can now be detained (no more fun for YOU, Bubba...Ever) without counsel, our mail and our email can be read sans warrant, and even the so-called "opposition" has caved into this fascism, Eris damn their black souls. They would have ORDER. Law. Regulation. In short, they would have all that we disdain; truly, they would make the WORLD itself grey, had they the power (and they might yet). Will we stand idly by, while our mutant heritage is torn from us? Will we stand around mumbling catchetism from the "holy" books while they make normals of us all? Can I get a "hell no!"?

We MUST act, we MUST sieze our heritage while we still have the space in which to do so; when I was a child, this nation was far, far more free than it is now; most of you do not remember the years before Reagan, when a man might do as he please without fear of pissing in a bottle, when a woman might act as she please without the scorn of her peers...But those happy days are gone, and now we face the End of Fun. WE have the power to stop this, though it be a long fight. WE can put an end to the Grey Nation...But WE must act NOW.

We must throw sand in the gears of The Machine,Ñ¢, we must REFUSE to stand up and be counted...and this means more to most of you than it does I, oh great collection of draft-bait. We must do so in a way that attracts attention to our cause, without attracting attention to our SELVES (or it's no more fun, Bubba...see above). We must NOT trust the simpering fools in the "opposition" party, which opposes the current regime only in the fact that the "opposition" isn't getting paid...We must NOT trust to the clergy, or the media, or even the Saints of Eris themselves (with the possible exception of Saint LaRouche the Giddy). WE must do this, and Eris will not help us; for is this not a test of our skill as The World's Glitch?

Now some of you might say that the government itself is worthy of Eris, in that it itself is a study in chaos; to this I reply that it is a monumental work of art, but what benefit an artwork that falls upon you and crushes you flat?

Our forefathers fought for freedom; we...WE must fight for a few yuks. Only this, and nothing more.

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#1
March 28, 2007, 11:13:53 PM
Talk about blast from the past. Last time I saw this was back in late 2004.

Old but good.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Triple Zero

#2
March 29, 2007, 10:14:34 AM
QuoteWe must do so in a way that attracts attention to our cause, without attracting attention to our SELVES

i especially like this bit.

i've got to ponder this a littlebit more. the second part stands to reason, where the first part provides a challenge.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Dr. Cow Ass

#3
April 17, 2007, 06:25:27 PM
Your old shit is alot better than your new shit.
I bring the Spicy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 17, 2007, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 06:25:27 PM
Your old shit is alot better than your new shit.

Yeah, well, that was back before I got corrupted by Black peoples.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#5
April 17, 2007, 06:30:58 PM
Why'd he bother speaking to you?
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 17, 2007, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:30:58 PM
Why'd he bother speaking to you?

Which?  Him or me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#7
April 17, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
I'm wondering why Cowass speaks to you.

I suppose you don't know so I should say:
Cowass, why would you talk to Roger?
We'll throw in:
WAYSA?
This space for rent.

Thurnez Isa

#8
April 17, 2007, 06:35:49 PM
when cowass first joined (before you) him and roger had a little spat while roger was on vocation
since then its been kind of downhill
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 17, 2007, 06:39:06 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
I'm wondering why Cowass speaks to you.

I suppose you don't know so I should say:
Cowass, why would you talk to Roger?
We'll throw in:
WAYSA?

He's determined to score some kind of "point" on me, after humiliating himself a few months back, I suppose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#10
April 17, 2007, 06:40:01 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=10962.0

actually hunter I think you were around for that
about the same time as you joined
but this created the rift
then cowass said that stupid thing about black people
and never answered for it
roger went after him (like roger would) and well now we got what we got
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
April 17, 2007, 06:40:27 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 17, 2007, 06:35:49 PM
when cowass first joined (before you) him and roger had a little spat while roger was on vocation
since then its been kind of downhill

Yeah, I mentioned that I was going to visit my inlaws in Mexico, and he wrote all kinds of shit through next thread I started, hollering about me "running away".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#12
April 17, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
I knew that shit TI.

That's why I'm wondering why he bothers talking at all.

Does he think people forgot about his non-racism prejudice?
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 17, 2007, 06:44:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
I knew that shit TI.

That's why I'm wondering why he bothers talking at all.

Does he think people forgot about his non-racism prejudice?

Dunno.  Maybe.  He leaves for a while, and then comes back, acting like nothing happened.  This is his 2d or 3d return.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr. Cow Ass

#14
April 17, 2007, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:44:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
I knew that shit TI.

That's why I'm wondering why he bothers talking at all.

Does he think people forgot about his non-racism prejudice?

Dunno.  Maybe.  He leaves for a while, and then comes back, acting like nothing happened.  This is his 2d or 3d return.



2nd, Didn't answer rodgers thread cuz im not a regular and was too busy enjoying Ochos Rios, Jamaica.
I bring the Spicy.
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