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Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« Reply #810 on: November 12, 2008, 01:19:20 pm »
Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.


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« Reply #811 on: November 12, 2008, 02:45:42 pm »
Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.


and if there's hope for this thing. there's hope for us yet.

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« Reply #812 on: November 12, 2008, 04:50:32 pm »
 :x Are you trying to give me nightmares?

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« Reply #813 on: November 12, 2008, 04:59:49 pm »
Regret, I seem to have misplaced his eye. So I guess it's gone forever.

Dark Monk- how old? It's a christmas cupcake... from last year.
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« Reply #814 on: November 12, 2008, 05:08:43 pm »
Have any plans for it this Christmas?

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« Reply #815 on: November 12, 2008, 05:14:21 pm »
Have any plans for it this Christmas?

In reality, I should burn it and put it out of it's misery. But I can't.

Any suggestions?

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« Reply #816 on: November 12, 2008, 06:03:16 pm »
photo montage - on a tree
                        on santa's lap
                       at a strip cub
                       in a church
                       caroling door to door
                       add your idea here....
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« Reply #817 on: November 12, 2008, 06:21:06 pm »
photo montage - on a tree
                        on santa's lap
                       at a strip cub
                       in a church
                       caroling door to door
                       add your idea here....

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« Reply #818 on: November 12, 2008, 09:55:38 pm »
Santa's Cupcake is a SOCIALIST! He's after your 401k plans!!

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« Reply #820 on: November 12, 2008, 10:58:26 pm »

Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.

This cupcake I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make Santa cupcakes. Up till then people just ate whole Santa cakes. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's cupcake and he kept it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this cupcake to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his Santa cupcake. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's Santa cupcake. This cupcake.

This cupcake was on your Daddy's person when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the cupcake it'd be eaten, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that cupcake was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this cupcake up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the cupcake. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of baked good up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the cupcake to you.
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« Reply #821 on: November 12, 2008, 11:33:56 pm »

Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.

This cupcake I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make Santa cupcakes. Up till then people just ate whole Santa cakes. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's cupcake and he kept it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this cupcake to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his Santa cupcake. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's Santa cupcake. This cupcake.

This cupcake was on your Daddy's person when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the cupcake it'd be eaten, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that cupcake was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this cupcake up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the cupcake. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of baked good up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the cupcake to you.
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« Reply #822 on: November 12, 2008, 11:50:13 pm »
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Holy crap.

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« Reply #823 on: November 12, 2008, 11:57:02 pm »
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« Reply #824 on: November 13, 2008, 02:03:48 am »
EPIC CUPCAKE.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.