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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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#150
April 11, 2008, 06:44:44 PM
I was playing cards with my buddies when my cat decided to jump on the table and piss on my hand.  That's right, I had Pee-Knuckles. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#151
April 11, 2008, 07:38:54 PM
 :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#152
April 11, 2008, 07:41:41 PM
Oh yeah, thanks to Suu, Richter, and Cram for providing me with the inspiration.  You guys are a bunch of cards. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#153
April 11, 2008, 07:51:39 PM
Have you gotten the cat spade since this?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#154
April 11, 2008, 08:14:04 PM
Well, I submitted it to Pun Of The Day, I'm quite sure they won't publish it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#155
April 11, 2008, 08:34:40 PM
 :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#156
April 16, 2008, 07:20:10 PM
When he saw all of the other tall people working for the company he soon realized that he was just the Tolkien Hobbit. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#157
April 29, 2008, 03:38:28 PM
The entire staph is composed of workaholics, they find their work to be quite infectious. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Chairman Risus

#158
June 10, 2008, 02:21:38 AM

Suu

#159
July 03, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#160
July 03, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 03, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

two atoms walking on the street. says one to the other, "I think I lost an electron!", says the other, "Are you sure?", "Yeah, I'm absolutely positive!"

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jenne

#161
July 03, 2008, 07:11:28 PM

Suu

#162
July 03, 2008, 10:51:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 03, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 03, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

two atoms walking on the street. says one to the other, "I think I lost an electron!", says the other, "Are you sure?", "Yeah, I'm absolutely positive!"



*high fives Zippy for bad physics jokes*

Two atoms are talking about their plans for the weekend.
"So what are you up to?" Asks one.
The other replies, "I'm splittin', man. I'm going fission!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#163
July 03, 2008, 11:28:45 PM
Q: why did the dilaton get lost?
A: because it couldnt orient itself

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#164
July 04, 2008, 12:00:31 AM
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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